Obama Finally Breaks Silence and Says Categorically, "Tony Romo And The Cowboys are Going to the Super Bowl!

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Monday, 4 January 2010

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Obama, Romo, Dumbo: Ears Prove the Apple Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree!

A lethargic President Barry Hussein Obama, loathe to make a decision or statement in the face of complex issues, suddenly awoke yesterday while watching the Dallas Cowboys dismantle the Eagles, and picked THEM to march into the Super Bowl despite opinions to the contrary.

Facing the imminent return to Washington and the resumption of endless Public Addresses, Wednesday Night at the Movies with Michelle, and impromptu dinner events where strangers off the street were apt to wind up 'at table', Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, said that Obama was stirred into making a Super Bowl Prediction after a startling discovery by his two young girls.

While watching the Dallas game the camera focused in on an unhelmeted Tony Romo sitting on the side lines, and both girls exclaimed as one, "Look POTUS, that white boy has ears JUST LIKE YOU!"

Obama pressed his TIVO button, and sure enough, there was Romo, with both ears hanging out his head, looking like dive brakes on a Dauntless Dive Bomber!

According to Gibbs, Obama immediately put in a call to his brother George in Kenya, who reportedly is the keeper of the Family's Rather Large Genetic Tree, to see if Hussein Obama Sr. had ever been a graduate student at one of the major universities in Texas where he was want to continue his human
fertilization experiments.

According to Gibbs, while the branches of the Family Tree are complete, there are certain unanswered questions concerning the extensive underground root systems, and therefore the Romo Question has not been answered.

Never the less, Obama has preferred to shoot from the hip, declaring Romo as "The Chosen One' who will lead his team into the Super Bowl.

Social Secretary Desiree Rogers, subject of a recent curtailed investigation into the unexplained access to the White House of Social Climbers, was told to arrange a luncheon for Romo so the President could get better acquainted.

According to a White House Janitor Obama was very clear in his instructions, saying, "And by the way, tell him to bring whats-her-name....the one with the big Tits...I need to tell her to stop pulling on his ears when he's diving for that 'extra yard!"

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