Written by James Jameson

Friday, 1 January 2010

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President Obama is said to be looking forward to "discussing issues of global importance " and "cutting loose"

Following Kim Jong Il's latest message hoping for warmer relations with the US, many are speculating the return of the 6 nation nuclear talks however, we at the Spoof can reveal that President Obama has something a little different in mind.

Sources within the Obama administration have revealed us to today that President Obama is planning to hold a 6 nation nuclear kegger. This is not the first time something like this has been planned indeed; the infamous Boston kegger of 1962 where in exchange for Marylin Monroe's phone number and a baseball signed by Mickie Mantle President Kennedy persuaded Presidents Castro and Khrushchev

to dismantle Soviet missiles in Havana that otherwise may have lead to a world war is still talked about by many political pundits.

Of course while the Boston kegger is widely regarded as a success, not all of these events are as productive. Former Prime Minister John Major sat down with us today to discuss a similar kegger hosted by his American counterpart Bill Clinton in 1994 which was attended by Gerry Adams and Ian Paisley. Major recalls "everything was going so well we even got in a game of twister until that is Bill decided to lead us all in a rendition of this land is your land...then it all went horribly wrong."

To prevent such a mishap at this event President Obama has removed any songs from the White House karaoke machine that may cause offense such as turning Japanese Again, two tribes, Russians and of course 99 red balloons although we understand that why can't we be friends by WAR is on there and will be sung by all members after the playing of their national anthems at the beginning of the kegger.

This kegger to be hosted at an as of yet undisclosed location sometime in 2010 will no doubt be seen as President Obama's first major test in foreign policy-a subject that during his campaign his Republican rival accused him of knowing little about.

"Basically," one Obama insider told us "as long as Kim brings the Hennessy and we don't run out of Doritos-I think we'll be OK" the Spoof will bring you updates as the story unfolds.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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