'Dem Onion' by Barack Obama and The Bleatles

Funny story written by matwil

Wednesday, 6 January 2010

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The 'Prefab One' continued his impressive musical career by releasing 'Dem Onion' with his band The Bleatles. These are the lyrics:

'I didn't mention Iraqi oil fields
You know, the place where gold flows
Well, here's another place I won't take on
A place which everyone knows

Rules the U S of A
Dressed up as a democracy
Taking out my Dem onion (sniff sniff)

I forgot about Gaza City, man
The Israelis tell me just what to do, man
Well, here's another clue for you all
The world is now laughing at you all

Funding all those fascist states, yeah
Ignoring your own poor hungry peeps, yeah
Taking out a Dem onion

Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Taking out a Dem onion

There's fools now in Capitol Hill
I tell you, man, they living there still
Well, why not turn on the Beeb?
Listen to me!

Bombing every country I can
Everywhere except for Japan
Taking out a Dem onion'

(Words and music by John 'Irony and Laughing At Yourselves Will One Day Reach America' Lennon)

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