Unsurprising results of a thorough nottoosure investigation have now proven that Barak Obabma is in Fact Osama Bin Laden.
Ace reporter Peter Pisshead produced today TOP SECRET documents from the Pub. Proving the two had never been seen at the same time and every time a Taped message is released Obama always claims to have been playing with Children! (Worriyingly)
Now unconvincing evidence has shown that if you made Osama a little darker using photoshop they are indeed very similar including the fact that most people believe they have the same very small made in America standard penis.
Peter Pisshead said Hic stupid Americans
