The new owners of Liverpool FC have noted that the fan base for the club is not as large as it could be, and have put this down to there being another Premiership club just across the park from Anfield. "We have put an offer in to buy Evertone," s...
Liverpool Football Club, the once-proud Red crusaders, who, after beating all other teams into submission on the domestic front, sallied forth into mainland Europe, conquered all pretenders to their throne and became the envy of the footballing world...
Rejoice Liverpool fans. Your anguishes could soon be over, following the board accepting a new offer from an unknown investor. The North Korean investor, Kim Jong-Un, was rewarded with his promotion recently to have a kitty of 500 million British...
Former owners of Liverpool FC, Hocks and Sellit, are warning the new owners to be careful when they finally come in and complete the deal to take ownership of Liverpool FC. "When we took over Liverpool FC in 2007," said spokesman for Hocks and Sel...
Walton Jail, Liverpool: New 40 Hour working week announced for prisoners having an alarming effect on the prisoners at Liverpools All Inclusive 4+ star Gaol. (GAOL, not GOAL, currently used sparingly at Liverpool FC) Secretary of State for INJusti...
Strange days at Anfield, with the mighty Reds stuck down in the bottom three, Fernando Torres suffering a hair colour crisis, Jamie Carragher developing a cockney accent to appease his bezzy mate Joe Cole, and Roy Hodgson's job on the line... Step...
Liverpool boss Roy Hodgson remained in defiant mood today, as his side languished in the bottom three, after their worst top flight season start since the 1964/65 season. After a humiliating home drubbing by Holland - sorry, Blackpool - Hodgson an...
Liverpool beaten by tangerines! - Orange Wednesdays will never have the same feel if you're a Liverpool supporter. Following an embarrassing loss to Blackpool, Liverpool lie in the relegation zone after seven games. Former strugglers West Brom se...
You can often tell a lot about a club by their shirt sponsor. Everton have Chang Beer (so one could infer that you'd have to be a pissed up Chinese factory worker to support them) and before that they had One 2 One (or as we across the park liked to suggest; Gone 2 One). Manchester City are sponsored by Etihad since that's the airline their new found friends in the Middle East have to use...
Following an embarrassing defeat in penalties to a lower League side, Liverpool FC have joined local rivals Everton FC in expressing the need to "shake up the squad". In a sensational move by current owners Hicks and Gillett, Roy Hodgson has been...
Liverpool FC, the once-proud Merseyside giants with a wealth of both domestic and European success, were last night brought down to earth by unfancied Northampton Town, who beat the Reds in their third-round Carling Cup-tie at Anfield after a penalty...
Mighty Liverpool humbled by Northampton. - The Reds lost out in a penalty shootout to the Cobblers after a hard fought 2-2 draw left a penalty shoot out as the deciding factor. Here at Skoob Sports News, we didn't laugh. Honest. Well, not al...
Disturbing reports coming in from the English county that used to be known as Lancashire (until Thatcher broke it asunder) - the world stopped turning yesterday. Just for 90 minutes. But for one day, floods, drought, recession, global warming,...
Just in - Greater Manchester Police today possibly revealed that Manchester United's Bulgarian striker Dimitar Berbatov was probably arrested as he left Old Trafford following the clash between North-West football giants Manchester United and Liverpo...
Manchester United supporters were today left bewildered by the disappointing attempts by Liverpool's travelling fan contingent to wind up United striker Wayne Rooney. The Scousers - revered by the media for their natural and spontaneous wit - fail...
Things were surprisingly quiet last night in Manchester after Manchester United chalked up a 3-2 victory over local rivals Liverpool. The expected euphoric and riotous outpourings of unbridled joy failed to materialise, as reports came in that Dea...
Manchester United fan, Jarbo the Killer, has finally come clean and admitted that arch rivals, Liverpool FC were once the equivalent of Muhammad Ali - untouchable in their chosen arena. From the early seventies to the late eighties, Jarbo conceded...
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