Liverpool beaten by tangerines! - Orange Wednesdays will never have the same feel if you're a Liverpool supporter.
Following an embarrassing loss to Blackpool, Liverpool lie in the relegation zone after seven games. Former strugglers West Brom sent them this message "It's not nice, is it you red sh*tes!"
Liverpool were sunk by the affectionately named Seagulls before half time, leaving them crying into their Spanish dictionaries during the second half.
"It's not fair" cried Stevie G. as he was thinking about smacking a Blackpool striker. "I wanted to win!"
Reports claiming Liverpool should be relegated are gathering, following a revelation that Fernando Torres cares more about his hair than playing the "beautiful game". But let's not take away from the fact that Liverpool lost ladies and gentlemen. Overall, it was highly amusing.
You can forget Monty Python. This is far funnier than anything I've seen this weekend.
Blackpool manager Ian Holloway was quoted as saying "Eeem so prude off me tiim. I neva fort we'd beat em. Boot we did. We beated em gud!"
In other news, Spoof reporter Masterchev is in a bit of pickle having promised to donate ** amount of pounds to charity if Liverpool lost to Blackpool. Time to find the bucket methinks.
At least Everton are out of the relegations!