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Funny story: Joe Cole Proves He's A Crap Penalty Taker - Cheryl Cole Says 'Dancing' Derek Hough Would Have Made A Better Job Of It

Joe Cole Proves He's A Crap Penalty Taker - Cheryl Cole Says 'Dancing' Derek Hough Would Have Made A Better Job Of It

Latest news - final score not in yet. Liverpool FC, leading 1-0 from a Ryan Babel goal on half time uncharacteristically playing for a penalty at the Kop end in their Europa League tie against Trabzonspor, from somewhere in the back of beyond, were s...

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Funny story: Cheryl's Tapeworm Graham releases single

Cheryl's Tapeworm Graham releases single

Things are hotting up nicely for Cheryl Cole's new friend, tapeworm Graham as they release a new duet today following his success in Celebrity Big Brother. "It seems like the next natural step really." Said Graham. "Cheryl's been a great mentor fo...

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Funny story: Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole's Hot Love Life Is Sizzling Up The L.A. Celebrity Scene

Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole's Hot Love Life Is Sizzling Up The L.A. Celebrity Scene

HOLLYWOOD - Derek Hough took is gorgeously sexy English girlfriend singer, Cheryl Cole up to the Hollywood Hills where he photographed her as she sat on top of the Hollywood sign's letter D for Derek. And then Derek got on top of the H and Cheryl...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole's tapeworm Graham to be in Big Brother

Cheryl Cole's tapeworm Graham to be in Big Brother

Following our sensational revelation af Cheryl Cole's new friend Graham the tape worm we can exclusively reveal that he has been offered a part in this year's Celebrity Big Brother. Basking in his new found fame Graham told us "It's all happening...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole reveals true secret of weight loss

Cheryl Cole reveals true secret of weight loss

Cheryl Cole has today dramatically revealed the real reason behind her recent weight loss - a friendly tape worm called Graham. Speaking from her London mansion the superstar and her new friend sat comfortably together in the luxurious gardens si...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Joe McElderry In Shock 'I'm Gay' Admission

X-Factor's Joe McElderry In Shock 'I'm Gay' Admission

Music industry insiders expressed surprise overnight by Cheryl Cole's wee X-Factor 'babby brutha' Joe McElderry's announcement that he is gay. None were more surprised than the natives of Joe's hometown of South Shields. As one resident, Basha Blu...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Edible? - Is Katy Perry A Cannibal?

Cheryl Cole Edible? - Is Katy Perry A Cannibal?

It seems that these days, Katy Perry, fiancee of Russell Brand, just doesn't want to talk about herself any more, as she'd much rather discuss her lesbianese crush on Cheryl Cole, or Cheryl Tweedy as she prefers to be known these days. Perry's gus...

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Funny story: American Idol - Now Kara DioGuardi Gets The Chop - Cheryl Cole To Step Up?

American Idol - Now Kara DioGuardi Gets The Chop - Cheryl Cole To Step Up?

Hollywood - Huge shake up over at American Idol as it was announced that judge, Kara DioGuardi has been axed - this coming right on the back of the earlier announcement that Ellen DeGeneres was terminated also. Industry insiders are saying that th...

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Funny story: Cheryl Refuses Ashley Hospital Visit

Cheryl Refuses Ashley Hospital Visit

Cheryl Coal has sensationally refused to see estranged husband Ashlee after he attempted contact during her recent near death illness from malaria. Ashlee made several attempts to gain access to her chambers. He began by 'phoning her on her mobile...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole and Jade Goody are examples to us all

Cheryl Cole and Jade Goody are examples to us all

Fredrick Everett was an explorer and Cyril Everett a well know industrialist. Surprise surprise, Rupert Everett is a renound actor. It helps in the media world to have relatives in high places. Take a look at almost anyone famous on Wikipedia, pa...

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Funny story: Cheryl 'still has terribly itchy vulva' after mozzie bite

Cheryl 'still has terribly itchy vulva' after mozzie bite

Surrey - (Wriggle-Ass Mess): It's one of those itches ya just can't scratch! And it's doing poor Cheryl's head in. The singer is recovering at home after an elegy - er, allergy! - reaction to sitting bare-assed on the Harris Tweed(y) livery of her...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole mosquito meets its doom in Taiwanese TV presenter's gob

Cheryl Cole mosquito meets its doom in Taiwanese TV presenter's gob

Taipei - (Deep Throat News): The pesky gnat that caused so much trouble to the UK national treasure finally met its match yesterday. China Television Co anchor Huang Ching had just been reading an update on Ms Cole's malaria recovery when her pret...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Malaria Latest: It's Actually Gonorrhea

Cheryl Cole Malaria Latest: It's Actually Gonorrhea

There was startling news in the Cheryl Cole Malaria case this morning, when a slack-jawed associate of the singer revealed that, rather than a case of malaria, Chezza is, in fact, suffering with a rampant dose of gonorrhea. The source, who wished...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Unable to Talk: God says, "Pwned!"

Cheryl Cole Unable to Talk: God says, "Pwned!"

Some English girl, who apparently had more #1 hits than the Beatles while in the band "Spice Girls 2.0" may never be able to speak again, after contracting malaria through a surgical scar in her most-recent nose, while trying to infect the citizery o...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Voice Fears Unfounded

Cheryl Cole Voice Fears Unfounded

Reports that Cheryl Cole's voice may have been permanently affected in a detrimental way by her recent malaria ordeal have been rubbished by music critics. The star contracted the tropical disease whilst on holiday in Tanzania with Dancing Derek H...

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Funny story: Cheryl Is Gagging For It!

Cheryl Is Gagging For It!

Cheryl Tweedy - Cole, depending on your preference - is currently reported to be absolutely "gagging for it" after being hammered down to within an inch of her precious life by the evil tropical malaria sickness. Thing. Wor Cheryl, the feisty Geor...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Pregnancy Test Confirmed

Cheryl Cole Pregnancy Test Confirmed

It's been confirmed in the last hour that Cheryl Cole, the X-Factor judge, who contracted malaria after she was bitten by a mosquito whilst on Safari in Tanzania recently, has had a pregnancy test. It proved 'negative'. Cole, 27, had taken the...

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