Latest news - final score not in yet. Liverpool FC, leading 1-0 from a Ryan Babel goal on half time uncharacteristically playing for a penalty at the Kop end in their Europa League tie against Trabzonspor, from somewhere in the back of beyond, were s...
Things are hotting up nicely for Cheryl Cole's new friend, tapeworm Graham as they release a new duet today following his success in Celebrity Big Brother. "It seems like the next natural step really." Said Graham. "Cheryl's been a great mentor fo...
HOLLYWOOD - Derek Hough took is gorgeously sexy English girlfriend singer, Cheryl Cole up to the Hollywood Hills where he photographed her as she sat on top of the Hollywood sign's letter D for Derek. And then Derek got on top of the H and Cheryl...
Following our sensational revelation af Cheryl Cole's new friend Graham the tape worm we can exclusively reveal that he has been offered a part in this year's Celebrity Big Brother. Basking in his new found fame Graham told us "It's all happening...
Cheryl Cole has today dramatically revealed the real reason behind her recent weight loss - a friendly tape worm called Graham. Speaking from her London mansion the superstar and her new friend sat comfortably together in the luxurious gardens si...
Music industry insiders expressed surprise overnight by Cheryl Cole's wee X-Factor 'babby brutha' Joe McElderry's announcement that he is gay. None were more surprised than the natives of Joe's hometown of South Shields. As one resident, Basha Blu...
It seems that these days, Katy Perry, fiancee of Russell Brand, just doesn't want to talk about herself any more, as she'd much rather discuss her lesbianese crush on Cheryl Cole, or Cheryl Tweedy as she prefers to be known these days. Perry's gus...
Hollywood - Huge shake up over at American Idol as it was announced that judge, Kara DioGuardi has been axed - this coming right on the back of the earlier announcement that Ellen DeGeneres was terminated also. Industry insiders are saying that th...
Cheryl Coal has sensationally refused to see estranged husband Ashlee after he attempted contact during her recent near death illness from malaria. Ashlee made several attempts to gain access to her chambers. He began by 'phoning her on her mobile...
Fredrick Everett was an explorer and Cyril Everett a well know industrialist. Surprise surprise, Rupert Everett is a renound actor. It helps in the media world to have relatives in high places. Take a look at almost anyone famous on Wikipedia, pa...
Surrey - (Wriggle-Ass Mess): It's one of those itches ya just can't scratch! And it's doing poor Cheryl's head in. The singer is recovering at home after an elegy - er, allergy! - reaction to sitting bare-assed on the Harris Tweed(y) livery of her...
Taipei - (Deep Throat News): The pesky gnat that caused so much trouble to the UK national treasure finally met its match yesterday. China Television Co anchor Huang Ching had just been reading an update on Ms Cole's malaria recovery when her pret...
There was startling news in the Cheryl Cole Malaria case this morning, when a slack-jawed associate of the singer revealed that, rather than a case of malaria, Chezza is, in fact, suffering with a rampant dose of gonorrhea. The source, who wished...
Some English girl, who apparently had more #1 hits than the Beatles while in the band "Spice Girls 2.0" may never be able to speak again, after contracting malaria through a surgical scar in her most-recent nose, while trying to infect the citizery o...
Reports that Cheryl Cole's voice may have been permanently affected in a detrimental way by her recent malaria ordeal have been rubbished by music critics. The star contracted the tropical disease whilst on holiday in Tanzania with Dancing Derek H...
Cheryl Tweedy - Cole, depending on your preference - is currently reported to be absolutely "gagging for it" after being hammered down to within an inch of her precious life by the evil tropical malaria sickness. Thing. Wor Cheryl, the feisty Geor...
It's been confirmed in the last hour that Cheryl Cole, the X-Factor judge, who contracted malaria after she was bitten by a mosquito whilst on Safari in Tanzania recently, has had a pregnancy test. It proved 'negative'. Cole, 27, had taken the...
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