Cheryl's Tapeworm Graham releases single

Funny story written by Jen

Thursday, 19 August 2010

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Mutual attraction?

Things are hotting up nicely for Cheryl Cole's new friend, tapeworm Graham as they release a new duet today following his success in Celebrity Big Brother.

"It seems like the next natural step really." Said Graham. "Cheryl's been a great mentor for me and it's been an amazing journey just to get this far. It's such an honour to be able to sing with Cheryl. She's got a great voice."

Graham has certainly undergone a remarkable transformation over the last two months - he now prefers to be known as The Big G and has recently bought himself a two bedroom flat in trendy Islington.

The single is a cover of the Paula Abdul hit "Opposites Attract." and will be released Tuesday.

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