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Funny story: NSW, Queensland Outlaw Choking the Chicken

NSW, Queensland Outlaw Choking the Chicken

Sydney - A toy that encourages young men to "Choke the Chicken" sends a terrible message to them, according to members of the Royal Society for the Protection of Cruelty to Rubber Animals, "and should be outlawed." Boys should t...

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Funny story: When "Hog Fever" Goes Too Far

When "Hog Fever" Goes Too Far

ALAPAHA, GA (AP) A giant wild hog fever is running rampant. The recent kill of the 1000 pound feral hog called "Hogzilla" has everyone catching the idea of hunting for unique animals.

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Funny story: Gerbil find update, RSPCA seizes another 550 rodents from Houses of Parliament

Gerbil find update, RSPCA seizes another 550 rodents from Houses of Parliament

The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA) has found another stash of rodents. However, this time, they appear to have mutated into a viscous snarling mouth frothing breed that will certainly have to be culled by the most huma...

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Funny story: Blair Lies Again? British Government Cover Up Over Genetically Modified Politicians

Blair Lies Again? British Government Cover Up Over Genetically Modified Politicians

Mad Cow disease was believed to have been eradicated from Britain but now it has been discovered again in small field near the top secret Portman Down facility used to test Genetically Modified crops. The GM crops are fed to a range of farm animals i...

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Funny story: Rabid Bat Found In Surrey

Rabid Bat Found In Surrey

A Bat found in an alley in Surrey has tested positive for rabies which can effect both humans and animals. I was gobsmacked on account of having seen the mother-in-law 2 days ago. I had no idea she could cover this kind of space in such a short time...

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Funny story: Animal Rights Activists Urge "Mercy for Mosquitoes"

Animal Rights Activists Urge "Mercy for Mosquitoes"

TOLEDO, Ohio - With summer in full-swing across America, one unwelcome pest is getting a PR boost from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). Despite concerns with a variety of mosquito-borne illnesses and a correlated up tick in sales...

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Funny story: Taking the bulls by their poisonous horns in Pamplona

Taking the bulls by their poisonous horns in Pamplona

PAMPLONA, Spain -- This Spanish town's famous bull-running event, featuring stampeding animals galloping through the streets in reckless abandon along with humans, has a new twist to it this year-poison horn tips.

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Funny story: WWF plans newspaper for animals

WWF plans newspaper for animals

The World Wildlife Fund has announced plans for a special newspaper for animals.

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Funny story: Bush In Love Triangle

Bush In Love Triangle

The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) announced today they could no longer remain neutral in the Presidential race in light of revelations that President Bush has been engaged in a long term love triangle of a...

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Funny story: Bush Urges Congress to Pass Federal Seafood Amendment

Bush Urges Congress to Pass Federal Seafood Amendment

Washington, DC - Citing the need to protect the sanctity of eating seafood, President Bush has urged Congress to swiftly pass the Federal Seafood Amendment (FSA), which would define finned animals as the only proper aquatic food to eat.

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Funny story: The Man From Monsanto, He Say No.

The Man From Monsanto, He Say No.

The decision by US biotechnology giant, Monsanto, to stop producing genetically modified wheat has been welcomed around the world by plants and plant eating animals, including humans.

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Funny story: Rumsfeld Under Fire From ASPCA

Rumsfeld Under Fire From ASPCA

Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld came under fire today amidst allegations leveled by The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty of Animals. Officials at the ASPCA argue that Rumsfeld's plan of training seeing-eye-Iraqi's undermine...

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Funny story: PETA Takes a Bite out of Roadkill

PETA Takes a Bite out of Roadkill

Los Angeles, CA-As People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) begins its annual spring fundraising drive, it has released a new series of billboards across the nation's highways. The newest ad campaign features photographs of pancaked raccoo...

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Funny story: Badgers able to get jobs in schools

Badgers able to get jobs in schools

Evidence recently handed to the Departments for Education in the US and the UK, has exposed the current trend in the hiring of Animal Teaching-Assistants (ATAs). In this picture, we see a kindly but potentially ferocious badger, mixing with unsuspect...

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Funny story: Welsh Nationalists Plan Barnyard Vote

Welsh Nationalists Plan Barnyard Vote

The Welsh nationalist party, Plaid Cymru has announced their intentions to allow farm animals to be able to vote in elections.

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Funny story: Reality TV Update

Reality TV Update

Fox, the home of such brilliant nuggets of TV gold as "Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire" and "When Animals Attack" is once again pushing the envelope. Following in the success of the critically acclaimed PBS reality series "Frontier House", where fa...

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Funny story: Animal Madness Erupts Nationwide

Animal Madness Erupts Nationwide

In the wake of news that mad cow disease has been discovered in Washington state, reports are appearing all over the United States of other disturbing conditions among domesticated animals.

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