Even though it is common knowledge that The Pope departed the UK several weeks ago, that didn't stop a cafe in Doncaster being conned into serving "His Holiness" a free lunch. "Bob's" cafe in the centre of Doncaster is regarded by locals as a rea...
(Vatican City) - Papal aficionados have confirmed once and for all that the Pope does indeed "wear a funny hat". The final verdict by the jury of twelve swung convincingly toward the direction of Funny after evidence was produced vis-à-vis a divin...
Pope Benedict XV1 will during the Consistory he has called for November 20 announce that all priests will be fitted with chastity belts. This unprecedented papal decision has been reached to stop priests from indulging in any kind of sexual activi...
Vatican - (Devlish Ass Mess): The resurgence of the 1900s scam will be good for business, cardinals were told today at the hastily convened Consistory meeting. Billed by Pope Benedick as a day of deflection and cunning the meet-up includes chit-ch...
Rome - (God's Banker Update): The Pope's bagman has strenuously denied reports that September's police raids on the First Vatican Moneylaundering Bank of Pyongyang are in any way connected to this morning's drama in Moscow. First Vatican CEO Cardi...
Tim Cahill, Everton's lucky number 17, has just been declared a Saint of Australia following his cracking first goal which put the Blues ahead of their Red counterparts. Having received a sublime pass from young Coleman, Cahill blasted the ball in...
The Pope scored a stunning goal in the win over Blackpool. Last month we reported how the Vatican Supremo had recently signed a luxurious 4 year deal with Manchester Citeh. Well he's just gone and scored a cracking goal against Blackpool, who were...
Pope Benedict XVI has officially recognised Australia's first saint, Mary MacKillop, a Melbourne-born nun who worked with needy children more than a hundred years ago. Saint Sheila was canonised, not sodomised, with five others, including Brother...
Pope Benedict XVI has canonised Australia's first native-born saint, Mary MacKillop, to the cheers of up to a million faithful and another million undecided, but who like a good spectacle all the same. They gathered at St Peter's Basilica, overloo...
During a papal mass that was being given at the Vatican, God made a surprise visit and interrupted the Pope, who was speaking from the podium and told him: "JUST SHUT UP!" "JUST SHUT UP!" God yelled at the Pope. "Do me a favor and SHUT YOUR MOUTH! You are embarrassing me". "First off", God growled, "You are not the voice of God. The only person who is the voice of God is ME!!! What rea...
Rome - (Spirit Level): "Eez pisst," Papal Palace barman Pepe Ponzi said today. "No justa communion wine either. Kirsch, slivovitz, maybe grappa slammaz. Make 'im smell like ho's armpit. Na zdrawie." Last weekend's secret toxicology tests on th...
Hypocritical pope basher and militant gay rights leader, Peter Tatchell, has sensationally come out claiming that - based on his say-so - paedophilia is now acceptable, normal and okay. Obviously, since Tatchell is a militant homosexual who spends his life ramming it down peoples throats (often literally); he is lionised by the likes of Channel 4, BBC, Labour and numerous other lefties. If you'...
Justin Bieber, the adolescent pop sensation, has been booked to a do a special gig in the Vatican, for the Pope himself. The Pope told us this website recently: "When I saw this young man and heard him sing I knew I had to get him over to Rome. The c...
Vatican City-- In an effort to increase funds in a slumping world economy the Vatican announced Thursday that it was reinstating the medieval practice of selling indulgences. An official statement released early yesterday morning cited the primary re...
Pope Benedict is the Head of The Vatican, the Holy See. It's like if you owned a corporation. The money is yours. You can do whatever you like with it. The Vatican is also a government, a sovereign entity, a dictatorship with the Pope at the Head. Po...
Rome is in shock with the news that once again the Vatican is under investigation for irregular banking practices, including money laundering, and the Pope's Top Banker Ettore GOTTI Tedeschi is the target of the Probe! Officials say Vatican funds...
Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair has said publicly for the first time that He "wouldn't mind" becoming the next Pope. Blair, mad, was speaking to the BBC's Political correspondent Nick Robinson, and said that He believes He is the man to...
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