Washington D.C.- Hundreds of Thousands of protesters converged on Washington this week filling the Capitol Mall and monuments. "We demand the Republicans and Democrats choose new Mascots, they do not embody the fine qualities of Donkeys and Eleph...
The first sign of trouble for President Obama was when he arrived 'home' today and couldn't get in the White House as no one told staff he was cutting his 'Spring Break' short to get back in time for the Sweet 16 basketball finals. The second sign...
Former Speaker of the House and now Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi, has added several more praises to the Honor Resolution proposed to honor her by the Democrat Party. "It just needed a bit of sprucing up", she told MSNBC's swooning lady doing her...
Washington, D.C. - House Speaker John Boehner wants everyone to know he's a regular guy. The Ohio Congressman enjoys movies and football. He loves his wife and dabbles in stamps. "I love postage," said Boehner. "Is there any better pairing than...
White House officials say they had nothing to do with the tasering of former Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, as a precaution against her suddenly using a huge gavel to beat the new Speaker, John A. Boehner, to death. "Even though Pelosi has be...
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who has not been seen since the Omnibus Bill was voted down Thursday, was reported to have checked into a hospice after having her face diagnosed as having TPWKS (Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome). Taxidermical...
Before daylight, a small group from the Republican House caucus gingerly approached the doorstep of present Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi as she reached for the morning paper. They inquired whether she would consider becoming their elected majori...
Yes, we're talking about House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, the raccoon-eyed vamp who bobbed up and down behind President Obama while he read his State of the Union speeches from his ever-present TelePrompter. There is nothing sexual about this, unless y...
Sarah Palin and Nancy Pelosi are secretly collaborating on a new book: Scratching The Chalkboard - How to Be Annoying and Get What You Want. Privately, Sarah confided in us: "I have always kind of admired Nancy as a sort of Momma Grizzly on the left and when she stands there with that makeup and those wierd eyes and says deficit reduction is 'unacceptable', you just want to grab her by the...
Nancy Pelosi announced recently that she is starting a musical group comprised of Congressmen, Representatives and other staff members who work in the House of Representatives. The group is comprised of all whistlers, and she expects to have a mem...
Newly elected members of the U.S. Congress are meeting this week to get some education about their forthcoming jobs. Gail Farrelly, investigative reporter at The Spoof, interviewed some instructors of these orientation sessions from prior years.
In an unexpected move today, Nancy Pelosi appeared at the Office of Grounds and Maintenance for the House of Representatives and applied for an application that, if accepted, would give her newly formed company, Pelosi Janitorial Services, the contra...
Nancy Pelosi, mother of five, grandmother of seven and looking twenty years younger than her age, is planning to run for Minority Leader of the House of Representatives. Three cheers! Why should any dame who brought the people of the homeland a natio...
Ousted as the Speaker of the House of Representatives just a day before, Nancy Pelosi has agreed to take on the role of "Add On Sales Marketing Director" for all of Nordstrom's west coast operations. The new role will be very similar to her old jo...
Despite a two month delay before the NEW Republican Congress will be installed, a relieved Air Force Command began to dismantle FORMER House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's private jet and restore it to functionality. Having spent over $2m of taxpayer mone...
At an early morning breakfast meeting of the Pelosi Staff in Washington, when Aides confronted Pelosi with the results of recent polls, showing the possibility of a change in the political makeup of the House, which would mean her ouster as Speaker,...
Confusion reigned in Congress today after a euphoric VP Joe Biden gushed on the House floor that President Obama was keeping him on the ticket for 2012, only to be shouted down by an enraged House Speaker Nancy Pelosi who yelled, "He lied....he pro...
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