In an unexpected move today, Nancy Pelosi appeared at the Office of Grounds and Maintenance for the House of Representatives and applied for an application that, if accepted, would give her newly formed company, Pelosi Janitorial Services, the contract to do the janitorial cleaning on the house chambers and offices.
She told Sherman Potts, Grounds and Maintenance Director, "Those ungrateful Liberal bastards aren't going to get rid of me that easy, if they try to block me from getting all those piddling little positions in the House I'll just clean up the damn room for them at night. I can leave notes on their desks and tell them what to do. I will still be in control."
When Potts was asked about the application from the Pelosi Janitorial Services, he stated, "I'm not stupid enough to turn her down. She's got the bucks and with bucks you can do anything. If she wants to sweep the Chamber out, she's welcome to it. she's got "juice" in both parties so I'm not taking any chances, they'll never get her out of here. You can see, she goes both ways politically, not sure about other things, there have been rumors."