Pelosi Leads Again

Funny story written by Spicewood

Monday, 15 November 2010

image for Pelosi Leads Again
I will lead them ...

Nancy Pelosi announced recently that she is starting a musical group comprised of Congressmen, Representatives and other staff members who work in the House of Representatives.

The group is comprised of all whistlers, and she expects to have a membership comprised primarily of Democratic members of the house. It will be open to all members, but early expectations are that most, if not all, Republicans will decline her invitation.

The group will be called Pelosi's Puckerers, and she stated that she wants to be referred to as the "Speaker" of the group, rather than the Director.

She indicated that a schedule of appearances is being worked out, and they anticipate being quite busy during this up-coming holiday season. She said that a website would soon be available to follow their progress and their schedule.

Barack Obama is expected to appear with the group on several occasions as a guest soloist. Some Senators and other big names in Washington have declined invitations to appear with the group, for fear of being known as, or associated with the term, "whistle blower."

She was quoted as saying, "I will lead them, one way or another."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more