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Funny story: Administrative blunder sees Madonna adopt Guy Ritchie and marry Malawian child

Administrative blunder sees Madonna adopt Guy Ritchie and marry Malawian child

In what was expected to be 2 routine paper exercises, Madonna had intended to finalise her divorce from Guy Ritchie, and to complete the adoption of Chifundo "Mercy" James. However, in what is being described by her spokesman as an "embarrassing a...

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Funny story: Madonna & Brangelina at odds

Madonna & Brangelina at odds

Reports suggest that pop superstar, and hollywood glamour couple, Angelina and Brad Jolie have become entangled in a short, but messy court saga in regards to adoption rights. The whole row started when Brangelina wanted to adopt young Malawian Ob...

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Funny story: Madonna attempting to adopt Ricky Hatton

Madonna attempting to adopt Ricky Hatton

Madonna, the adoption crazy pop star, has launched a legal effort to adopt boxer Ricky Hatton. In launching the case, Madonna's legal representative described how she had been shocked that a young man would be encouraged to fight someone clearly s...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Madonna Fighting Over Adopting Hollie Steel

Angelina Jolie and Madonna Fighting Over Adopting Hollie Steel

PARIS - The Paris Souffle-Sun is reporting what could turn out to be the biggest adoption fight in the history of adoptions. World famous actress Angelina Jolie and world famous singer Madonna have both expressed a desire to add Hollie Steel, the...

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Funny story: Madonna Adopts Susan Boyle

Madonna Adopts Susan Boyle

Madonna flew back from Malawi where she has abandoned the idea of adopting children due to the legal red tape. "I got my idea from the Magic Chrisitan movie, where Peter Sellers adopts Ringo Starr". In a conversation with her press agent the supe...

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Funny story: Madonna Falls Off Her Mount While Horsing Around

Madonna Falls Off Her Mount While Horsing Around

LONG ISLAND, New York - Madonna, the singer who is 50 going on 30 claims that her horse, Mr. Vibrator, threw her after being startled by a member of the paparazzi. New York police are painting a different 'horse and wannabe cowgirl picture.' O...

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Funny story: Madonna to enjoy Susan Boyle

Madonna to enjoy Susan Boyle

ENGLAND- Madonna's 47th birthday celebration was marred when she suffered several broken bones after falling off her new mare named Susan Boyle. After the accident she has decided to enjoy her mare Susan Boyle the way she enjoyed her old mare wh...

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Funny story: Madonna falls off horse - rushed to hospital

Madonna falls off horse - rushed to hospital

LONDON, UK: Poor Madge. Will she ever learn how to mount a horse properly? In her quest to become the ultimate frumpy English country horse-woman, the Material girl has fallen off the equine rump- once again. "I told her she'd never really cut...

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Funny story: Madonna on her high whorse as Lady Godiva caper bombs

Madonna on her high whorse as Lady Godiva caper bombs

New York - (Saddlebag Thighs & Pimply Ass Mess): Pop entertainer Madonna today blamed her seven year old gelding hack Twinkletoes for jerking her off her seat in a naked and bareback riding mishap on Eastern Long Island. The equestrian fiasco...

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Funny story: Madonna falls from horse: Back in game

Madonna falls from horse: Back in game

Hamptons: Madonna is reported to have asked paparazzi to spook the animals so that there is some news and she can steal limelight from Susan Boyle of "Britain got talent" fame. She has been reported sick at the news coverage of the new sensation. She...

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Funny story: Madonna Sued By Red-Headed Stepchildren

Madonna Sued By Red-Headed Stepchildren

A group of attorney's for the red-headed stepchildren of America is suing media star, Madonna, over her recent remarks about red-headed stepchildren. Brosnan Cooper of Cooper, Cooper And Goose told reporters that his firm has taken on the task and...

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Funny story: Madonna attacks Brad Pitt for 'illegal adoption' of baby girl

Madonna attacks Brad Pitt for 'illegal adoption' of baby girl

Madonna Louise Ciccone has attacked Brad Pitt for adopting a child 'illegally' and sneaking the child out of her native country, hidden inside a large luggage bag. She said the man should never have visited an impoverished country with the sole in...

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Funny story: Madonna adopted by Malawi family

Madonna adopted by Malawi family

In a surprise decision today, an American court has ruled of the Malawian family who have been trying to adopt the International Superstar Madonna. Having agreed with the family's assertion that Madonna's real parents Madonna and Silvio Ciccone ha...

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Funny story: Madonna Wants Healthy, Safe Environment For Mercy

Madonna Wants Healthy, Safe Environment For Mercy

Madonna is finally speaking out for the first time about her failed adoption bid of 3-year-old Mercy James. "I really want to provide Mercy with a home, a loving family environment and the best education and healthcare possible," the 50-year-old pops...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Madonna join together to write a "Adopting foreign kids" book

Angelina Jolie and Madonna join together to write a "Adopting foreign kids" book

Angelina Jolie and Madonna have joined forces to produce a new book/guide to adopting children from less developed countries. The stars describe themselves as "full of Knowledge" when it comes to this topic. The book called "Adopting foreign kids"...

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Funny story: Madonna Gandhi visits Calcutta

Madonna Gandhi visits Calcutta

The guru of pop, Madonna Krishnouise Gandhi, today visited Calcutta in India, to give hope to the thousands of children living on the streets there. 'Children of Calcutta', she announced, 'celebrate! I took a holiday from adopting African childre...

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Funny story: Madonna runs off with younger man

Madonna runs off with younger man

LA - 50 year old Madonna Ciccone, star of eighties pop hits Like a Virgin and Material Girl has been spotted around the streets of LA with her new "toy boy", Mecksico Jeezus, who at the age of 7, is 43 years younger than the pop princess. Once fam...

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