Written by Bluebella

Wednesday, 8 April 2009

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Madge likes them young

LA - 50 year old Madonna Ciccone, star of eighties pop hits Like a Virgin and Material Girl has been spotted around the streets of LA with her new "toy boy", Mecksico Jeezus, who at the age of 7, is 43 years younger than the pop princess.

Once famous, twice married, three times a mother, four times a millionaire, recently divorced Ms Ciccone was first spotted with Jeezus two weeks ago in a playground in downtown LA where she was picking up her youngest child, Malawi Orphan, after play time.

Ciccone was reportedly instantly smitten by the seven year old with his "little boy lost" eyes, missing front milk teeth and a developing Spanish accent. The two hit it off straight away, when Ciccone helped him build a sandcastle, using her breast cones. They have been inseparable since.

The sandcastle was later destroyed in a controlled demolition to clear the way for a new skyscraper. No-one was injured.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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