A group of attorney's for the red-headed stepchildren of America is suing media star, Madonna, over her recent remarks about red-headed stepchildren.
Brosnan Cooper of Cooper, Cooper And Goose told reporters that his firm has taken on the task and that their clients are asking for 10 billion dollars to be spread among the nations red-headed stepchildren.
"Just because you're red-headed doesn't mean you qualify", stated Cooper. "You also have to be a stepchild."
Madonna reportedly made these offending remarks after coming back from her recent trip to Malawi where she attempted to adopt her second child from that country and was turned down. In a moment of anger, captured on camera, she made the unfortunate remarks about red-headed stepchildren.
From there, people who have seen the video say she went on and on about their being short-peckered Honkies who couldn't dance because they were uncoordinated as a pig on ice.
"Being called a pig was bad enough", stated one red-headed stepchild, "and my pecker may be short but I am NOT uncoordinated, I won a buck dancing contest just last summer."
"To top it off, she goes on about being beaten like a red-head stepchild", stated another short-peckered one in the crowd. That's implied violence. I'm going to Mr. Goose...Cooper."
Thus far, the only response from Madonna was a hand signal.