US and A (The Scallion) - A new traveling display of past CIA illegal activities entitled "Family Jewels... The Exhibition" will begin touring the world this summer -- exposing the darkest nooks and crannies of the agency's illegal cove...
ABS News Agency June 28, 2007 - Anonymous FBI sources confirmed today that they and the CIA are behind the media blackout on 2008 Presidential candidate Congressman Ron Paul. When contacted, a CIA spokesperson explained that they could neither confi...
BRUSSELS (Daily Sprout Staff Writer) - The direction of the European Union may quite possibly be in the hands of two American 'Sleeper Agents': Gordon Brown and Nicolas Sarkozy.
Washington DC - Sixty years of declassified CIA secrets will be revealed next week when the US spying agency pulls the wraps off its finest hours. These promise to include details of all illegal domestic surveillance operations, assassination plot...
(Seattle, WA) Officer Mark Dairy remembers stopping a man jaywalking across a busy five-lane highway Tuesday, but he claims he blacked out shortly after approaching the suspect.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Jamaica - Today, when someone was reading President George W. Bush the news, he came across a headline that said, "Marley's Ghost to Welcome Fans for Cricket World Cup" He immediately ordered the CIA to "re-...
The New York High Times - Bush Allies gathered yesterday to block a bill that would have required the White House to disclose the locations of secret prisons run by the Central Intelligence Agency and to reveal the amount spent annually by American i...
American government agencies have been busy trying to enlist new recruits using novel methods never attempted before the days of the War on Terror.
London - (Assinine Press): The mastermind behind London Mayor Ken Livingstone's congestion charge, former CIA man Bob Kiley, has told a press conference he dreads sobriety and the inevitable day when he finally wakes up to face the monstrosity he...
Bombshell evidence exploded today in hearings chaired by Representative Commissar Henry Waxman (Democrat-Peoples Republic of California) into the undercover status of CIA Agent Valerie Plame. Members of Commisar Waxman's Government Reform Committ...
Harrod's boss Mohammed Al Fayed has accused the British intelligence service of murdering Anna Nicole Smith to prevent her becoming the future Queen Mother, following news that DNA evidence suggesting Prince William is the father of her child is...
A bombshell was dropped by a surprise witness at the Waxman hearings this afternoon concerning the undercover status of CIA agent Valerie Plame. Speaking with his head covered by a brown paper bag, the anonymous CIA agent testified that he had direct...
In what has been hailed as 'a great day for torture' Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has confessed to... well... pretty much everything.
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed cemented his position as Al-Qaida's most ambitious operational planner after confessing to a litany of unsolved crimes and admitting to planning and supporting thousands more.
Langley VA - This week a very secret report called "Target Achilles" has surfaced on the Internet, whether the source was an Intelligence community insider or a very savvy hacker is not known. The report included the names, personal addres...
The scene is Washington DC 28th August 1968.
Whitehall- Nick Pope, the Ministry of Defence's top paranormal and unexplained weirdness expert, earlier today stunned reporters with the details of his latest and many might say his strangest case yet.
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