"Target Achilles" has surfaced

Funny story written by ErHoff

Saturday, 3 March 2007

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Langley VA - This week a very secret report called "Target Achilles" has surfaced on the Internet, whether the source was an Intelligence community insider or a very savvy hacker is not known. The report included the names, personal addresses and phone numbers, bank accounts: US and Offshore, of both immediate and extended families of the current White House administration, and both houses of Congress, and that of their Secret Service security detail agents.

One CIA analyst, who spoke on the condition that I only refer to him as Big VP, assessed the motive that once those that caused, or protected those that caused, so much murder and mayhem around the globe in the name of the United States are left out in real world vulnerability that new balance in power might be achieved.

I asked him if he was referring to a coup? He said I should see it as a correction, to the coup that has occurred over the last twenty seven years. I asked Big VP if he thought that the outing of CIA agents for the political ends could be seen as motivation for such action? He said: "You might think that, I could not possibly comment on that."

As soon as the list hit the Internet, the United State Treasury Department took active measures to hack sites that participated in the publication of the document. But the list may be in the hands of those that might act on the information, right now there are a lot of people calling real estate agents wanting to move into new homes ASAP.

There was one other file, an image file attached to "Target Achilles", a surveillance photo showing the current Attorney General with several Catholic Bishops at a NAMBLA convention; a Justice Department spokesperson claimed that the AG was personally investigating child porn at an in-depth level.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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