Detroit, Michigan - The forecast for Detroit is partly cloudy, but the remaining games of the American League Division Series between the New York Yankees and Detroit Tigers will be played in an off and on downpour. The wet weather guarantee is be...
Major League Baseball (MLB) Umpire, Stanley Chuck-em, made baseball history last night when he managed to eject both teams playing as well as the entire stadium. All of this was done in the first inning of the game between the St. Louis Cardinals an...
Major league baseball players promised to do more spitting as the season draws to a close. League spokesman Dirk Ritley said that with the approaching playoff season, fans expect the players' spitting to reach a peak as well. He stated "People tho...
Bill Bratton, the former New York police commissioner brought in by Prime Minister David Cameron to advise him on how to go about curbing Britain's street violence, preferably without having to increase the numbers of our police officers on the stree...
Washington DC: The Washington Republicans are staging a comeback. A new team General Manager Reince Priebus of Wisconsin has replaced Michel Steele of Maryland. Mr. Steele only won one third of the games played in 2010, but he is credited with "the H...
LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen, the man who threw away the number one comedy show in America (Two and A Half Men) and who recently lost both of his goddesses along with lots of common sense brain cells [double negative alert!] cannot stand not to be in...
Thomas S. Ricketts announced today the franchise of the Chicago Cubs are considering a league-switch which would radically affect Major League Baseball's current alignments. Ricketts is in negotiations with Major League Soccer to merge the Cubs f...
As it turns out, the guy who caught Derek Jeter's Milestone hit and Derek Jeter had actually played on the same little league team when they were kids. The team was coached by Jerry Gassed, who always claimed that the funny smelling liquid in hi...
They guy who caught Derek Jeter's 3000th hit, who is simply known as the guy who caught Derek Jeter's 3000th hit, gave the ball back to Derek Jeter without asking for any money at all. He only asked that he be able to give Jeter a big wedgie and a p...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - During Roger Clemens illustrious major league baseball career which spanned 24 years he never faced the situation that he is presently facing. The infamous pitcher known as "The Rocket" is getting ready to enter into a perjury t...
LOS ANGELES - The popular refrain of "Play ball!" may no longer be heard around DodgerLand. Team owner Frank "Excedrin Headache" McCourt has had to file Chapter 11 Bankruptcy and has stated that he will not be able to pay the players come pay day...
In a shocking move, former major league baseball pitcher, Jamie Moyer, who has let up more home runs in his career (511) than any pitcher in the history of the game, has announced that he has patented the "home run pitch". The Patent number is 867...
US officials, trawling through the last personal remnants of terror leader Osama Bin Laden at his hideaway in Abbottabad, have made yet more shocking discoveries about the man. In an un-mailed letter the bearded chief of hate claims he * Did...
It had to happen. With robots now in education, medicine, space exploration, science, manufacturing, and many other fields, it was only a matter of time before they invaded professional sports. And the time is now! Okay, okay, the debut of a r...
In an unprecedented medical miracle, minor league baseball pitcher, Johnny Mack, was given an arm transplant after a tragic accident that left him without his pitching arm. It turns out that the Charlotte, NC double AA minor league team, The Deadb...
SAN FRANCISCO - Selena Gomez and her 'official' boyfriend Justin Bieber were in the city that is home to the World Champion baseball San Francisco Giants. They were seen having a garden variety pizza on Fisherman's Wharf. A reporter for Tittle Tat...
Yep, that's right. The latest word is that there are a number of possible bidders with an interest in buying a minority stake in the NY Mets. Among them is James F. McCann, Chairman, CEO and founder of the well-known U.S. corporation, 1-800-Flowers.
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