The epidemic of exploding iPhones has jumped from France to the UK this week with 259,510 incidents reported in two days, but this is concidered by many as Just Desserts for those tossers who just won't shut up about their bloody iPhones! The plag...
It is a move that has been on the cards since Apple started prefixing all of their products with an 'i', and after protracted negotiations, Apple have finally acquired their own television broadcaster in the UK, the beleaguered iTV. Part of the Ap...
Las Vegas, NV - iPhone Porn software developers, Wing Nguyen and Joe 'The Bone' Bonazzio are flipping mad today as the result of Apple shutting down the duos porn app, 'Swedish Chicken Delight'; a euphemism for fully frontal nude porn. The applicatio...
Electronics Super Giant Apple have been accused of making it easier for owners of their iPhone to have extra-marital affairs, though Apple deny any complicity. The whole sordid tale started when Apple released their new Applelet for the iPhone cal...
Apple, the world renowned maker of the iPhone are set to unveil their next suite of Applelets (Applets for Apples). These will be available for download from the Apple Store priced at an affordable £20 each, and they claim that no iPhone will be comp...
A man who bought the new 'Bath-o-Matic' software for his iPhone is extremely angry as the gadget went wrong on the first attempt. Millionaire, Sir Christopher Plumber spoke to In Seine News from his luxury six bedroom mansion in Shropshire and exp...
Glasgow, Scotland - No. Not an exclusive download a song for just 99 cents record deal, but a new "Give Susan Boyle a Makeover" application. That's right now you can download an application onto your iPhone that lets you give that singing spinster fr...
In a fit of outrage yesterday, President Obama banned Apple computers from the United States. His official statement was, "The computers made by Apple, Inc. are destroying the economy." And without any further ado, he turned around and marched back i...
(Cupertino, CA) Apple computer announced the abrupt firing of its entire Ipod nano staff. Steve jobs took to the podium today to explain "They went too far this time. I just got out of a meeting with the guys, and when I saw the next generation nano...
Apple sales in Redditch have fallen alarmingly, according to recent sales statistics. Speaking from his stylish office suite on the 124th floor of the Redditch Apple Monitering Unit on Redditch's gentile westside, next to the Dolce & Gabbana b...
Apple's boffins have been hard at work in the patent office ensuring that they have the future covered for all eventualities. First out of the door is the iOpener, a new style tin opener that promises to revolutionise the food industry by opening...
Apple have decided to move into the automotive industry and have launched a direct competitor to the Smart Car, with double the price tag. The new super-mini will be called the iCar Nano, and comes complete with a link to iTunes and an iPod dock s...
Steve Jobs finally admits he prefers Microsoft after thirty years. Saying, "I don't care anymore what people think. It was all a fluke. I was planning to play the bagpipes professionally and the course of the river changed." Steve says, "It was Bill who motivated me early on." Steve's family bought him a guitar while he was on a field trip in seventh grade as a surprise. "When I got back, gone...
Redmond WA - Software giant Microsoft announced it will be laying off five thousand staff as result of the economic slowdown. The announcement followed close on the heels off Apple announcing that Steve Jobs was taking a leave of absence due to a hor...
Apple have decided to move out of the computer lab and into the kitchen - Apple's latest invention is the iToast toaster. "We've examined the concept of the toaster from the ground up to see what people really want out of a toaster, and built a ma...
SAN JOSE, CA - AppleCo is creating quite a "buzz" in the marketplace, unexpectedly branching out into the marital aid market. The latest in the company's hugely successful line of products, the new iVibe, will be hitting adult stores in early Februa...
Wall Street stopped all trading today when traces of melamine were found in several blue chip stocks. The NYSE began the day as usual with Mr Tu Bai, Chinese Chairman of White Rabbit Candy Company, ringing the opening bell. However, by 10:30 a.m. pan...
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