(Cupertino, CA) Apple computer announced the abrupt firing of its entire Ipod nano staff. Steve jobs took to the podium today to explain "They went too far this time. I just got out of a meeting with the guys, and when I saw the next generation nano prototype… I lost it. I fired them all for incompetence, right there on the spot"
He presented the audience with the device and went on to explain "The first thing you will notice is that it's too small to accommodate a headphone jack! Sure it's got all kinds of new technological innovations but if you can't hear the music stored on the damn thing…. then what's it for!?"
At that point Mr. Jobs stormed off the stage.
Apparently he had misplaced the tiny prototype and was unable to find it. "Too fucking small!" he shouted.
