Atlanta, Georgia - (DNA Mess): Lawyers acting for convicted Atlanta Child Murders killer Wayne Williams are poised for a dramatic plea bargain statement 'naming the real Barack Obama as one of Williams' victims. The former aspiring radio DJ was co...
President Obama, batting O for Forever on the Political Scene, was moved to step into bankruptcy proceedings for the Texas Rangers, mired in bad debt caused by imprudent borrowing to sign disappointing players saying "The time to kick some ass is no...
At a packed White House press conference today, Barack Obama showed off his new pet elephant. The 48-year-old President met the 14-foot animal named John last month on an African safari, and the two are now inseparable. The friendship, however,...
New York, NY - Talking like he was getting ready for the biggest basketball game of his life, President Barack Obama made it perfectly clear Tuesday morning on the Today Show that he is contemplating opening that big can of whup ass he has stored in...
President Obama, apparently through with his acting classes, is finally becoming enraged over the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. "I was down there looking grim right in their faces over a month ago!", screamed the president at the top of his lun...
Implausibly named President Barack Hussein Obama, citing safety f-ckups that triggered the country's worst environmental disaster, said he is looking for "whose ass to kick" in response to the BP spill. Obama said there may have been "some corner...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senior White House press correspondent Helen Thomas has been forced to resign a position she has held going all the way back to the Abraham Lincoln administration. Helen, who was given the nickname "The Jack-O-Lantern" by Presid...
Australia, well known for their cock-ups, kangaroo's (is that spelled correctly?) and barbi's have really acted like a bunch of outback morons with corks swinging on their hats this time. President Obamama (?) was due to visit the world's biggest...
As the pressure mounts on the Regime for it's tepid response to the BP Gulf Oil Spill, marital pressure seems to be mounting as well as insiders reveal Michelle is complaining that Barry 'doesn't seem to have any interest in plugging my hole.' Mic...
More shocking revelations emanating today from Census Districts around the country as investigative reporters are learning that the Regime's multi-billion dollar ponzi scheme is just that....a massive fraud perpetrated by the Obama Administration.
Mexico's murder rate went up by six this weekend, now topping 22,600 since 2006, with the discovery of 6 more victims, three who had their 'hearts ripped out' as part of Felipe Calderon's incentive to promote tourism while criticizing Arizona's crack...
President Obama knew about the BP oil leak within hours after it happened according to a report in a Washington DC newspaper, plus Barack Obama's mother-in-law, Marian Robinson. . "Barack came into the White House after talking wi...
WASHINGTON DC - Although "candidate and job discussions" from the White House to Andrew Romanoff and Congressman Sestak have not been raised to the level of "chargeable criminal offenses," the impropriety of Obama administration officials is CERTAINL...
The White House has taken the unusual step of denying that President Obama is anti-British because of his hatred of British Colonial Rule in Kenya. When asked why he continued to use the term "British Petroleum" instead of the company's real name,...
LANGLEY, VIRGINIA - The appearance of President Obama in an Arabic video, wearing the gold King Abdul Aziz Order of Merit from Saudi Arabia, has caused a stir among intelligence analysts and political insiders. In blunt terms, the question is: WHAT...
President Obama has named General James Clapper as the new Intelligence Chief, following the resignation of Dennis Blair in May. His appointment has had mixed reviews, as many in Congress objected to his nomination; it is felt that he will have a...
US President Barack Obama has said it is "way too stupid to be optimistic" as he made an unexpected visit to the oil-hit Gulf of Mexico coast when AirForce 1 was diverted from Boca Raton where Mr Obama had hoped to get in a little swim time. Earl...
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