Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 9 June 2010

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Was the real Barack Obama one of Wayne Williams' victims??

Atlanta, Georgia - (DNA Mess): Lawyers acting for convicted Atlanta Child Murders killer Wayne Williams are poised for a dramatic plea bargain statement 'naming the real Barack Obama as one of Williams' victims.

The former aspiring radio DJ was convicted in January 1982 of the murder of two adult men, Nathaniel Cater and Jimmy Payne.

Atlanta police subsequently attributed 23 out of a possible 29 child murders to Williams who is serving two concurrent life sentences.

However years of secret horsetrading with former FBI profilers have almost reached the deal stage where Williams 'may be prepared' to name the young Barack Hussain Obama as one of his prey.

Such an admission could then lead to the publication of the birth certificate and DNA printout of Obama near lookalike Michael Jackson whose stellar career impersonating Obama landed him the Dems' White House spoils in 2008.

US Skull 'N' Bones sources have always contended that 'Obama' is in fact the bastard son of Mary Jo Kopechne and the Rev Jesse Jackson.

Shoehorned into the real Obama ID the young pretender has enjoyed the protection and patronage of his Bush family relatives including George Bush Senior - Mary Jo Kopechne's younger brother.

This week copies of ex-Fed homicide specialist John E Douglas's in-depth homicide analysis Midhunter were flying off bookshop sales counters as public interest stirred once again in the Wayne Williams accomplice theory.

This contends Williams did not act alone and that his sicko killer pal 'has successfully climbed the slippery slope to public redemption and global fame'.

The Rev Pat Robertson is a total wackjob.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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