In the latest example of the mind games that Sir Alex Ferguson is willing to play with his opponents in the Premiership, he has selected himself as a lone striker for the Manchester United vs Everton match this weekend. In what is being seen as a...
The BBC has plunged into fresh controversy today at the unveiling of their summer TV schedule. Amongst the many middle class domestic based family sitcoms that are to be aired is also the new celebrity show 'Dancing On Rice'. In the show the se...
Self proclaimed "Super Band" Coldplay, announced that they intend to be the first band to play on the moon today. Speaking at a press conference, Chris Martin announced the concert, and described it as another "World shattering historic moment in...
As expected, the monthly report on new births in the US revealed that Barack was the number one boys name for children born in January. Having seen President Obama ride a wave of popularity over the last six months, the name Barack, arabic in orig...
Classified Mi6 documents that were leaked this week, have revealed some surprising facts about the actions of the British Secret Service. However by far the most unexpected of these was the fact that Mi6 worked with famed comic actor Jerry Lewis...
In a surprising announcement, Tom Hanks confirmed the recent rumours that he is to play Tom Cruise in a new film biopic about the famous actor. "Tom has always been my acting hero", said Hanks, "this is a giant role for me and it is going be a rea...
Michael Eavis, founder of the Glastonbury festival, has managed to pull off another amazing booking for the Glastonbury headliner as recently inagurated President Barack Obama was confirmed as playing the 2009 concert. A number of people had quest...
An anonymous professional footballer, currently playing in the lower leagues of the English divisions, has sent shock waves through the footballing world by passing the theory part of his driving test at the FIRST attempt. The young Einstein has...
John McCain, 92, the former Republican candidate for the Presidency, can finally refer to himself as "President McCain" from today. Whilst it may not be the President of the United States as he had hoped last year, he has today been elected Presid...
In what can only be described as the saddest indication of the state of the worldwide economic problems at the moment, the Ministry of Economics in Lapland reported the second consecutive quarter of negative GDP growth. As such, the economy of Lapla...
Famous for his method acting approach to film roles, Dustin Hoffman has confirmed that he will be taking on the role of Lassie in his new film. In the film "Lassie takes Vegas", Hoffman will take on the role of the famous collie in the twelfth fil...
The US version of the smash hit TV show "Poet Idol" is due to begin filming in April for the FOX Network. Originally screening last year in the UK, the show which offered the top prize of the position of Poet Laureate for the Queen became a supris...
Paul McCartney confirmed this morning that he is planning to launch his own space mission in late 2009. The former Beatle, believed to be worth in the region of £800M even after the slice taken by now ex wife Heather Mills, is believed to be fundi...
Deputy Dawg Doppelganger 'Happy' Harry Redknapp is facing an investigation into his apparent addiction to 'unsettling' premier league footballers. Jermaine Defoe returned to his former club 'Spurs following Harry's taking over as manager there. U...
In another example of the levels of finance that the New York Yankees are operating with, a spokesman for the team announced today that they have decided not to complete their move to the new Yankee Stadium. Having had a number of different events...
Erno Rubik, the Hungarian who had been famous for the invention of the Rubik's cube lost his court case today when the European High Court ruled in favour of Benny Andersson of Abba fame. The court agreed with the evidence presented by Mr Andersso...
Emerging news is that a member of a secret training programme run by the CIA may have turned rogue and taken control of an M1 Abrams battle tank. Reports indicate that in 2000 George W. Bush approved the creation of the CIA proposed "Operation Rat...
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