BEIJING: 'Protest' is not a good word in China's lexicon and the abuse that ordinary petitioners suffer at the hands of police and hired goons is regular 'blood sport'. China, obsessed with 'harmony and stability' loves to tell the world how happ...
BEIJING: The international community seems to be so taken in with a 'powerful and rising' China. But much of what is really happening in China remains opaque - hidden from the world. China presents its facade and the global community is expected t...
KABUL: On the eve of an international conference in Afghanistan where representatives from over 60 countries will look at ways to bring peace to the war-torn country a strange phenomenon is happening. Just as the conference members made a peace o...
ISLAMABAD: A Chinese think tank has confirmed the unspoken - that China is extremely pleased with its deftly-handled occupation of Pakistan. An unnamed source stated: "After its occupation of Tibet and purging of Tibetan values the Chinese Party...
PORNISTAN: It is now official. Google has clarified: Pakistan is actually Number 1 in online searches for "bum" and "bums" Google, on Saturday was back-tracking from its earlier claim that Pakistan is the world's leader in online searches for p...
VATICAN-I-STAN: Firmly ensconced in the deep bowels of the Inner Sanctum Sanctorum [i.e. hiding from The Truth], the King of Denial, "God's" Greatest Liar on Earth - His Absolute Unworthiness - the Poop and his frilly-frocked sycophants continue to...
NEW YORK: On 5 December 2009 TheSpoof.com writer shea lo reported: "India uses highly trained monkey squads to dismantle bombs in Afghanistan". The article stated that India had taken its Security-Cooperation partnership with the US to a new lev...
NEW YORK: In 1934 a dusty, beaten-up ledger was found in a trash heap in the basement of the New York Society Library on E 79th St. Information revealed that on 5 October 1789 the Nation's first President had borrowed 2 books - the "Law of Nation...
TEHRAN: A senior and very impotent Iranian cleric who heads the Ministry of Erectile Dysfunction appeared before the media and blamed dolled-up women for arousing sexual desires in men thus leading to earthquakes; Ayatollah Cantgetitup insisted th...
THE VATICAN, ROME: Pope Benedict XVI celebrated his 83rd birthday here yesterday. After making a birthday wish he blew out most of the candles on his cake with some help from his fancy-frocked Cardinals, Bishops and other sycophantic Vatican minion...
Word is that comic Danny Bhoy is running for Parliament in the upcoming UK elections. Contacted at a recent Comics Conference the funny man told this equally funny reporter that he believes he is ready to serve his country and what better way to do...
VATICAN: For some reason or the other it seems that the Pope and his circle of advisers are still having trouble "admitting their misdeeds". Abuse survivors across the world have gathered here to ask the Pope to "finally admit the truth and stop...
ICELAND: Ash clouds from Iceland's spewing volcano halted air traffic across much of Europe on Thursday. Not since 911 has the world seen such a large-scale grounding of flights. Residents of Iceland have been watching their local volcano become...
Bamboozling the voters or Britain's first televised election debate - take your pick. At the starting gate - it's Gordon Blair vs. David (Dave) Cameron vs. Nick Clegg. So who will win, who will stumble at the first hurdle; whose upper lip will break out in a nervy sweat? Desperate Labour officials have been viewing old JFK vs.Nixon tapes for tips. Of the three, chances are that Gordon Brow...
Apple admits some iPad users may be having trouble with their iPads as first-generation users have complained about restart problems. To correct this Apple is releasing a newer, upgraded, more reliable version of the iPad - called iPad with wings.
Sarah Palin and her fellow Teabaggers want to take America back to the way it used to be. But having lost out in a straw poll to both Mitt Romney and Ron Paul - she and her rudderless Teabaggers are finding out that while it's easy to Just say no to...
Most women are shocked to discover that they are wearing the wrong size bra-cup. A new study has revealed that a number of average sized women with above average bust lines is increasing. As a result the most common bra cup size has been increasi...
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