Vatican says ordination of women bishops = pedophilia!

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Thursday, 15 July 2010

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VATICAN-I-STAN: Firmly ensconced in the deep bowels of the Inner Sanctum Sanctorum [i.e. hiding from The Truth], the King of Denial, "God's" Greatest Liar on Earth - His Absolute Unworthiness - the Poop and his frilly-frocked sycophants continue to wobble in dementia.

With calls for a world-wide investigation of debauched child-abuser priests and colluding cardinals growing loud and fierce the Pompatus of Rome continues to spin in the wind.

Now the latest Vatican-i-stan fatwa has been issued by the Grand Council of Mal-Mullahs: ordination of women as Roman Catholic priests is a "crime against the faith," the Vatican said Thursday, as it issued a raft of 'new disciplinary rules'.

The new rules equate "attempting" ordination of women among the most serious crimes, right up there with - get this, pedophilia!! And as if that was not enough to put fear in the minds of the already guilt-ridden who follow this cult, a new and amended decree threatens those who attempt to ordain women - and the women concerned - with - automatic excommunication! LOL - what century are these senile old farts living in?

So the great Empire of RC is now firmly back in the days of the Inquisition. Mad Men are running the asylum. Bring out the Iron Maiden and other medieval torture instruments. Light the fires of damnation - burn the heretics who stand in the Empire's way! Desperate times are calling for desperate measures!!

Will the woolly-brained flock look up from rumination to realize they have become gormless lemmings leaping over cliffs?

When asked what the Roman Empire was really doing to discipline its pervert, debauched priests and equally complicit hierarchy of enablers who had so knowingly destroyed thousands of innocent children and their families, the effete Nero popinjays refuse to answer, referring instead with a flick of frilly wrists to Mary Magdalenes taking over the throne of God.

The Church's Roman Empire narrative is dead - the moat of so-called blind faith and deliberate repression has been bridged; a Common sense brigade is knocking on warped clerical doors. Intellectual [r]evolution anyone????? Toss out these wankers and take over the Real Church as The Christ intended. More Humanity and Spirituality please; less sexually dysfunctional, debauched male clergy consumed with 'Madonna-whore' issues.

Power to the People - Women deserve their rightful place at the altar.

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