Apple to launch new and improved iPad

Funny story written by shea lo

Wednesday, 14 April 2010

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An iPad with wings, tucked away

Apple admits some iPad users may be having trouble with their iPads as first-generation users have complained about restart problems.

To correct this Apple is releasing a newer, upgraded, more reliable version of the iPad - called iPad with wings.

"It will be stronger, more durable with numerous built-in security features" said an Apple spokesperson.

Female users are ecstatic as the new version with wings will no longer forget, or have trouble remembering their connections. Early trial users waxed enthusiastically:

"The re-start fix will be really useful in longer usage. There will be no more spotty signal problems. It's going to be great to be able to sky-dive, ski, go horseback riding and climb Mount Everest - as the iPad with wings will provide more security".

They gave the new iPad with wings a solid three thumbs up.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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