CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - President George Bush just signed a new bill into effect that would outlaw coffee. "I want cocaine to be the only legal stimulent," said Bush. "We've gotta' stop all them other drugs...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - God announced that The Holy Bible is about to be replaced with TheSpoof 2.0.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - West Virginia - The newest branch of the Corrupt Bastards Club hosted a party today at the home of TheSpoof.com writer Cal Jennings, featuring a life-sized poster of the 4/11 attacks. The drugs for the party were furnished by...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Paris Hilton dropped her appeal in favor of serving her jail sentence. Hilton even went so far as to urge supporters of her plight to sign a petition seeking a pardon by Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, but to no avail. She fin...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The "Internets" - National Review White House Correspondent, Byron York, did his level best to put a bad spin on the Ron Paul interview after the Republican debate at the University of South Carolina. He tried to mak...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - College Station, TX - Today, upon hearing that researchers at Texas A&M University are combining statistics and chemistry to shoot holes in traditional bullet-lead analysis techniques and the accuracy of so-called "expert&...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Today, Prime minister-elect Gordon Brown said he was "truly humbled" to have been appointed Labour leader, even though Labour Party party members refused to endorse his promotion.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, President Bush fumed at colleges who don't have ROTC programs.
NAZIUSA - Juneau, AK - The Corrupt Bastards Club scored two victories in the courts today when they killed two bills in committee despite evidence of popularity among legislators.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Ripley, WV - Today, after throwing a beer bottle at President George W. Bush's RV, TheSpoof.com reporter CalJennings felt guilty and went back to see if he could help. When he got to the president's RV, Bush stumbled o...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Michigan - The Chairman of the Michigan Republican Party, Saulius Anuzis, or "Saul" as he likes to be called, took the day off from persecuting and killing Christians to write a petition to keep Ron Paul out of future...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The United States of America - Today, the Evil Empire issued orders that everyone must now wear Darth Vader masks or be declared illegal enemy combatants. President Bush made this decision because he's the decider.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, President Bush declared a War on Flowers. President Bush made this announcement after learning that poppy fields are on the front line in Afghanistan.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - In March 2004, President George W. Bush intervened to avert a "crisis" over the National Security Agency's domestic eavesdropping program after Director Robert S. Mueller III of the F.B.I, Attorney General John As...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - West Virginia - Republicans in West Virginia have turned to No-Collar crime performing acts that are usually perpetrated by men in t-shirts. An armed man robbed a gas station and drove away in his Mercedes Benz. As the man dr...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Today, President George Bush gave his Secret Service new uniforms. Based on Hitler's Nazi SS uniforms, he expects them to be a big hit, especially with Jewish Americans and Prince Harry.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Today, Abbey Road was hit by a major earthquake, ripping up the famous site where Sir Paul McCartney crossed in his bare feet with his eyes closed. It was a major upset for the world of music having the "most tec...
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