Paris Hilton Drops Appeal - Found Nappy Headed Ho

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Friday, 18 May 2007

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Ima Ho to be Paris Hilton's Nappy Headed Ho

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Paris Hilton dropped her appeal in favor of serving her jail sentence. Hilton even went so far as to urge supporters of her plight to sign a petition seeking a pardon by Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, but to no avail. She finally agreed to drop the appeal and serve the jail sentence when she found that her jail-mate would be Ima Ho, the new L.A. Madame.

Hilton contacted Ima in her jail cell and Ima agreed to be Hilton's Nappy Headed Ho for the duration of her sentence for a mere $1 million U.S. "I always wanted to try gay sex anyway," said Ima as she smacked on her chewing gum.

When asked why she wanted to have gay sex, Paris Hilton replied, "I'm so fed up with all these guys wrecking my Bentley that I want to try something new. Maybe a woman would be courteous enough to drive my Bentley carefully."

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