CCN (Crazy Cal News) - God announced that The Holy Bible is about to be replaced with TheSpoof 2.0.
"It's much more accurate than what Jerry Falwell was pushing," said God. "After all, nobody reads books anymore. Technology seems to be the way to go. I guess I have to get with the times and start my own website, but TheSpoof.com will do until my own gets going." (see God Launches Website)
When TheSpoof.com writer, Cal Jennings, asked God if He would "fire" writers such as Gnarly Eric and queen mudder who don't believe in Him, God replied, "Nah, they're pretty nice, and they mean well. Besides, they've done much less damage to me than George Bush and Jerry Falwell have."