Abbey Road Hit by Earthquake

Funny story written by Cal Jennings

Tuesday, 15 May 2007

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Abbey Road Now Tilted

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Today, Abbey Road was hit by a major earthquake, ripping up the famous site where Sir Paul McCartney crossed in his bare feet with his eyes closed. It was a major upset for the world of music having the "most technically advanced recording & mixing, stereo and surround mastering & remastering, interactive design & digital video complex in the World" blocked by the wreckage.

"It's a sad thing," Said Sir Paul. "Abbey Road was our best album and it's sad to see the street torn up like that. Now, if I want to do an encore of the album, I'll have to walk at a slant."

Queen Elizabeth II has requested an emergency session of the House of Lords to come up with a way to restore the famous street.

"We need to have this famous location restored to its original form using the original street. I am calling on all craftsmen who think they can accomplish this task to report directly to Charles," said the Queen. "After having been to America to meet with President Bush, I am declaring a war on earthquakes."

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