UK's Meteorological Office - the Met Office - is at the centre of a storm again after it was discovered that they deliberately seek to confuse TV viewers with contradictory forecasts. The latest row comes just weeks after the organisation...
UK Weatherman, Tomasz Schafernaker, (is he really from the UK?) made a fatal slip of the tongue whilst broadcasting today and accidentally called the Glastonbury Classic open air "shite" and that's only the weather. After his comment Tomasz (is he...
The cry is being heard throughout the country - 'We want water!' The drought is giving everyone a headache. 'If we don't get something for our parched earth soon' a farmer in Norfolk told our Farming newshound 'our crops will be destroyed. It's a...
The north-west of England is entering it's second week under the Hosepipe Ban imposed by the local water utility company, Untied Totalities. However, the people of Manchester, at least, are not in the slightest bit bothered by the restriction of b...
The Meterology Office has issued a forecast which will cast gloom, if not clouds, over England. No more rain this year! Farmers will be the first to suffer as crops are burnt to a cinder and animals pass out prematurely. Politicians are likely...
The Met Office has today issued a severe health warning as parts of the UK are set to see the mercury rise to a sultry 58 degrees Fahrenheit. The 400 page leaflet was produced amid growing concerns that a staggering 96% of British people fail to r...
Yes Britain has experienced its driest 6 months in 80 years - depending on where you look of course. Lady Godiva recently visited her favourite Morrrison's branch in Berwick Hills, Middlesbrough, to see how the locals were feeling about the recent hot spell. As soon as Lady G. entered the store, the manager, Billy Gormless introduced himself, "Hiya! A know you don' A? Arv saw yeah torki...
Brits are reeling (with excitement) over the recent news that temperatures will soon soar to as high as 82 F. People in Middlesbrough, especially residents of Berwick Hills, are rushing out to Primark, Matalan and other such high class boutiques...
In a press release issued today, the Weather Office announced that it is planning to provide additional weather data for it's £33 million supercomputer, known affectionately as "Deep Depression". The Weather Office provides both weather and clim...
The UK and continental Europe could be gripped by more frequent cold winters in the future as a result of the "sun fizzling out", say researchers. They identified a link between fewer sunspots on people's skin and kite flying that "blocks" warm, w...
Climatologists studying climate change have reported that the winter of 2009-2010 in Canada has been the coldest on record. One Canadian scientist said "it was so cold you could freeze the balls off a pawn shop!" A reporter from Montreal's daily...
ATLANTA - Conan "The Really Red-Haired" O'Brien has just announced that he has agreed to a contract with The Turner Broadcasting Station (TBS). O'Brien has signed on to be the new station weathercaster and is really excited since hurricane season...
Sir Alex Ferguson, talking to reporters, began predicting the weather during his last interview. It appears he has always wanted to be a t.v. weatherman. Sir Alex told reporters, "We won't have Wayne for Sunday. It's nothing serious as we said"...
Al Gore was given the job of Television Weatherman for a week in the smallest town in America, Tenney which is in North western Minnesota. The population of Tenney is six people and a dog although it was temporarily seven people and a dog when Al vis...
Frosty the Snowman was reborn in Glasgow last night after a heavy snowfall. Frosty was delighted to be back he said "I live more life's now because of Global Freezing its great, its still hard to believe that people still believe this Global warming...
The warm spell which has brought an end to the traditional Russian winter looks set to continue for at least another week. Temperatures have reached an unusually high -2 and people are starting to panic buy sun block. The government is concerned t...
It's good news for sunbathers in Canada this week, but bad news for the Winter Olympics as temperatures in Vancouver soared into double figures. With a day time high of 12ºC and sunny weather forecast throughout the games, visitors have been trading...
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