UK weatherman wets himself laughing at his "shite" comment!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 18 August 2010

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Pakistan are not the only one's having "shite" weather, Glastonbury too according to a UK (Polish) weatherman!

UK Weatherman, Tomasz Schafernaker, (is he really from the UK?) made a fatal slip of the tongue whilst broadcasting today and accidentally called the Glastonbury Classic open air "shite" and that's only the weather.

After his comment Tomasz (is he a Polish Brit?) wet himself laughing at his own slip (and he wasn't in the rain or sliding in the mud at the Glastonbury Classics either!) of the tongue whilst his producers decided to black him out!

He spent the rest of the broadcast on BBC's Radio 4 rolling all over the floor and only after a cold shower and quick change of nappies was he able to continue.

Shite in Glastonbury is actually quite commonplace, shite weather also and the biggest shite are some of the groups and artists appearing there.

Tomasz (Polish or even Latvian?) later returned to his microphone and without a hitch managed to broadcast the weather report, here it is:

"The next 24 hours will be shite rain, shite cold, shite weather, just goes to prove Glastonbury fans only get what they deserve, loads of ol shite!" And he burst out laughing once again in Polish or Latvian (maybe even Georgian?)

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