A man is facing prosecution for being spotted naked in his own kitchen. Dwayne Scrotum of Houston, Texas, is facing charges of indecent exposure following complaints from a passing mother and her young daughter. Scrotum said "Hey, man, my housema...
After watching a TV programme; GOK: How to Look Good Naked, a Springfield, Virginia, man has been arrested. He was seen by a woman, making coffee in his own kitchen in the nude. The incident happened at around 5:30 a.m. on Monday morning and if foun...
A naked woman at the Mardi Gras festival didn't want to put on her clothes, so the police wrestled her to the ground and tasered her multiple times. The crowd booed the woman and called her names as she struggled with police. The incident occurr...
Government plans to streamline the police/terrorist/catchum/beatum interface were last night called into question when it was revealed that 'plastic policemen' better known to a few governmental quangos, and no bugger else, as "Police Community Suppo...
It has been announced that all athletes who will be competing in future athletic events will undergo compulsory nude scanner tests. The testing is to prevent gender rows in future games. The scanner that will be used will be similar to the one...
In a rare pact of solidarity, nude beaches in California, Florida, Brazil, Mexico, France, and Italy have joined together to outlaw dingleberrys. They have also called on all other nude beaches to join in the ban. Dawson Hunter, lifeguard at Brow...
A report from several CPA's, who have airlines as their customers, says that the airlines are making a fortune on selling a new all-nude photo scanner before they make them illegal, except at airports. "There are people purchasing these things and...
LONDON, England - According to several TheSpoof.com writers who have come forward, the attachment of mammary glands has been enjoined by the Right Honorable Justice Hairy Titsworth. A plan had developed amoung the authors to milk their sordid sub...
The gas mask panty is one of the winners of the Nobel prize this year. While ridiculous and hilarious at face value, it has far more going on below the, duh, uh, waistline. Ha ha. Ha? Not really. Give it some serious thought. Lenaehey Odnarbh...
Breaking news from our London office indicates that internet surfers looking to view naked videos of the hot ESPN presenter, Erin Andrews, are likely to catch a lot more than an eyeful of skin. Our research reveals that over 90% of internet sites...
Portsmouth, UK/ Around Town Entertainment News - They came from near and far; from as near as across the street, to as far as Across the Pond from such places as New Mexico, Virginia, Tulsa, and Bent Tree California in a 'tea bag' uprising to made th...
CHICAGO - The daughter of Elvis Presley the undisputed King of Rock and Roll, Lisa Marie Presley has just informed CNN's Larry King that she has agreed to appear in a seven page nude layout in the October issue of PlayGuy Magazine. Presley said th...
ATLANTA, GA - A man in the nude hijacked a school bus full of teenagers Thursday in Atlanta, said police. Students were only able to laugh and torment their naked captor for a couple of minutes before he finally had to confront a student, accordin...
The Dallas Cowboys officially opened their new home stadium in an NFL preseason game against the Tennessee Titans. This new edifice is a 1.2 billion dollar, fully state-of-the-art facility. The main action, however, was not on the playing field.
LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears is getting ready to kick off her big concert tour which is being hailed as The Britney Spears Naked At The Circus Tour also known as The No Clothes Tour. Spears will perform in 49 cities starting off in Hamilton, Ontar...
The ICC, the international cricketing governing body had moved quickly to defend its latest initiative to raise the profile of women's cricket- the Womens ICC Naked 20 - Twenty series. In a statement issued last night the ICC stated that, "Thi...
Dublin/Ireland/ Perverted News - John Walsh, of America's Most Wanted, announced today the finding of a Naked 19 year old Deaf, Mute young girl who had gone missing in 2004 at Disney Land, and who has been exploited for the past 5 years on the Inte...
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