After watching a TV programme; GOK: How to Look Good Naked, a Springfield, Virginia, man has been arrested. He was seen by a woman, making coffee in his own kitchen in the nude. The incident happened at around 5:30 a.m. on Monday morning and if found guilty of charges of indecent exposure, he could face up to a year in prison.
The man who wishes to remain anonymous told a Spoof.com news reporter; "I am furious, just furious! Here I was in my own kitchen, minding my own business and making a nice morning cup of coffee when the police knocked at the door and arrested me - they had me spread-eagled on the floor case I was carrying a weapon, which is a bit silly really, because I was stark naked. My main concerns were that my five-year-old daughter was upstairs asleep and the police were making such a noise that they might wake her up."
"I am considering counter-suing the woman for being a voyeur because my driveway is at least 100 yards long and there is no way just no way of seeing anything without binoculars! I would like to make it clear that I was not juggling my beans, nor was I stirring the coffee with my penis, and so I fail to see what is indecent. This woman is indeed the neighbourhood weirdo and only lives around the corner. She has got it in for me! -- although she would claim that I have got it out for her! The woman was accompanied by a 7 year old son who was caught standing on a pile of books. They were both using high-powered binoculars."
"What I would really like to know is what is a seven-year-old boy doing out at 5:30 in the morning? Is he some sort of vampire? That woman could cost me my job and my freedom and my little girl would be sent away to a children's home. It is so stupid!"
