In an exclusive interview offered for the media by Geraldo, who gave many sources a sneak preview including this reporter, also gave us some dirt he said came straight from the grave of Michael Jackson. "Geraldo Rivers said he would deliver the di...
Santos Michaelos - According to my source, Heinze Kissinger, a city has been discovered in South America populated mostly by clones of Michael Jackson, only these people are actually black. A secret Nazi program now in the open, the town has laws...
Singer Michael Jackson has stunned his fans once more by claiming he saw Elvis Presley. The 50 year old megastar insisted: "Hee! Hee! It's true." His family refused to comment but a close friend, Cleopatra of the All-Seeing Eye, confirmed it wa...
The debate over whether the death penalty should be reintroduced has exploded again following the arrest of one of Britain's worst offenders. Travelling salesman Keith Bastard, 48 was detained at Her Majesty's pleasure at The Old Bailey yesterday...
In developing news, elusive Islamist terror mastermind, Osama Bin laden, has released a voice recording in which he claims that he is the real father of deceased star Michael Jackson's oldest son Prince Michael. In an astonishing recording, he s...
According to several articles on the web and two national magazines, Joe Jackson has passed Joe Biden's record of "number of times of putting foot into your mouth" as Michael's dad stated to reporters that his son was worth more dead than when he was...
LOS ANGELES - A Neverland Ranch caretaker who is in charge of cleaning out The Billie Jean Petting Zoo has said that he found a Manila folder stashed way in the back of the woodpecker cage. Ranch worker Yuuki Koriyushu, 29, said that when he opene...
Fans and family of the late entertainer Michael Blackyawn - if you can call it entertaining, prancing about squeaking on stage with lots of children - were queuing in their tens across the world today for a last chance to see their hero looking like...
Los Angeles - (Trick or Treat): Grave concerns may be behind a mystery Skull And Bones Club sperm donor's decision to post a 24-hour armed guard around Michael Jackson's Glendale mausoleum. The anonymous benefactor, a resident at Predator Chapel R...
Istanbul, Turkey. Mustafa Ahmed, a devoted philanthropist and popular inventor, has stepped forward claiming to be the father of Michael Jackson's children. He says that following a Turkish competition, the gloved one chose him from a field of 30 peo...
A major player in the world of satellite TV today announced that it would premier a live world exclusive interview with dead 'King Of Pop' Michael Jackson conducted by celebrity 'medium' Derek Pakora. Pie One will screen the show in a primetime sl...
The inquiry into the mysterious death of former Boyzone singer, Stephen Gately, has released a statement into its initial findings which suggest that the queer Irishman was killed by Death. Gately was found dead in his apartment in Mallorca, Spain...
Normally a regular stomping ground in life and a documented posthumous haunt for Elvis, a Union Avenue Burger Queen in Memphis, Tennessee was the site of a reported Michael Jackson sighting yesterday afternoon. Identified by at least five former m...
Great news for classical music fans; following posthumous releases by other artists, a new recording of an unknown Beethoven work has hit music shops today. The company behind the release say it has been compiled from old records of music written...
Pottytown, PA - Michael Jackson fans are surprised by the recent release by Michael Jackson - 'This ish it'. According to my source, Dr. Undie Taker of Peter Pan Memorial Garden, posthumous defecation is actually quite common. In fact, "Many prison...
The first new song to be released to the public following the death of Michael Jackson four months ago has been panned by critics and fans alike. 'This Is It' is, according to fans, weak, badly produced, cheesy, and just a mess. The song was re...
I have learned that the new Michael Jackson song has been completed using Jackson's actual vocal cords transplanted into a monkey who was born with none. Jackson's post mortem management agent told me, "Jackson's wish was that the monkey be allowe...
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