"I saw Elvis!" claims Michael Jackson

Funny story written by PuddyTwat

Thursday, 5 November 2009

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Cleopatra shown here talking with Michael Jackson

Singer Michael Jackson has stunned his fans once more by claiming he saw Elvis Presley.

The 50 year old megastar insisted: "Hee! Hee! It's true."

His family refused to comment but a close friend, Cleopatra of the All-Seeing Eye, confirmed it was true.

Cleopatra, real name Doreen Mug, lives in Belfast and says Jacko is a regular visitor.

"He's very down-to-earth so he is. He'll come in, have a cup of tea, and we'll just chat. It's very informal. I don't sit there thinking 'Sweet Mother-of-God, there's a superstar in my house now', I simply get on with it."

Many of Jackson's fans though would find this hard to believe.

One, a dedicated lookalike called Teedo, said: "This woman's out of her mind. Michael died in 2009. Whoever's coming into her house and drinking her tea sho' ain't Michael Jackson."

When questioned, Cleopatra said: "People can scoff but if Michael Jackson says he's seen Elvis, I for one believe him."

Cleopatra of the All-Seeing Eye's talks with Jackson are on YouTube/wacko

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