Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 27 October 2009

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Halloween a corpse springers' paradise?

Los Angeles - (Trick or Treat): Grave concerns may be behind a mystery Skull And Bones Club sperm donor's decision to post a 24-hour armed guard around Michael Jackson's Glendale mausoleum.

The anonymous benefactor, a resident at Predator Chapel Ranch in Crawford, Texas, is believed to own most of the DNA testing labs between Houston and San Francisco.

"The last thing the family wants is some sort of necrophiliac orgy," a cemetery spokesman said today.

Glendale authorities have strenuously denied their facility is a 31st October corpse springers' paradise but are taking no chances.

"It's bad enough that Mr Jackson's buried next to Jane Fonda," the source added.

Quite.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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