'This Is Shit' premieres today

Funny story written by matwil

Wednesday, 28 October 2009

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'Is it safe now? Michael is really dead?'

Fans and family of the late entertainer Michael Blackyawn - if you can call it entertaining, prancing about squeaking on stage with lots of children - were queuing in their tens across the world today for a last chance to see their hero looking like a zombie out of his famous 'Chiller' video from the 1980s.

His number one fan, Elizabeth Wailer, who once didn't win an Oscar for her portrayal of a child-abusing pop star in the movie 'Fagg Child Abuser That Has Plastic Surgery', said: 'Oh, Michael is just wonderful! And innocent! Awwwwww ..... Is the mike off? He paid me millions to say that, everyone knows he was a revolting paedophile that should have been murdered. Oh, he was, hahaha!'

The 'This Is Shit' video features a revolting paedophile with plastic surgery prancing around on stage to taped music, the sort of revolting paedophile every parent in the world would like to murder. Why this revolting paedophile has ever been famous is a complete mystery to the rest of the world, unless other revolting paedophiles identify with that one.

One anonymous lady, who we'll call 'Janet Jackson', carefully exposed herself to millions of TV viewers to get in the news, then said: 'He was a revolting paedophile! And when I say revolting I mean a disgusting one. So please don't even think about watching 'This Is Shit' - it's shit!'

MacYucky Queerkin is 3 this week. Too old for Michael Blackyawn to be interested in. Bad taste is 4,000 years old, and perfectly healthy and intelligent, and has had no plastic surgery. Yet.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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