Written by whatinthe world

Saturday, 24 October 2009

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Mustafa Ahmed, who claims to have sired MJ's offspring

Istanbul, Turkey. Mustafa Ahmed, a devoted philanthropist and popular inventor, has stepped forward claiming to be the father of Michael Jackson's children. He says that following a Turkish competition, the gloved one chose him from a field of 30 people to inseminate Debbie Rowe, the bearer of the Jackson offspring.

Even though Paris and Prince Michael deny the veracity of the story, Ahmed maintains that he was recruited in 1996 and subsequently flown to a sperm clinic in northern Los Angeles where doctors asked him to ejaculate in a private booth. His "love juice" was then placed in cold storage and utilised 5 days later in the insemination of Miss Rowe.

With this in mind, Ahmed has formally lodged a claim on the Jackson squillions and hopes to walk away with a substantial payout. Controversially, he says that Osama Bin Laden also attended the sperm clinic the same day, though nothing has been heard from the elusive terrorist on the subject.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Michael Jackson




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