Michael Jackson clones growing up in South America

Funny story written by Aspartame Boy

Saturday, 7 November 2009

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The Jacksons are numbered 2 through 892,403,443

Santos Michaelos - According to my source, Heinze Kissinger, a city has been discovered in South America populated mostly by clones of Michael Jackson, only these people are actually black.

A secret Nazi program now in the open, the town has laws requiring participation in the Nazi party. The new Jacksons are forming musical groups and cutting song titles soon to be released such as

  1. Just beat him!
  2. Aryan eyes are laughing
  3. Thriller the SS Killer
  4. I shot the fool who stole my glove
  5. I wanna be white
  6. Billy Club Jean
  7. Up against the wall
  8. Perverting Human Nature
  9. Smooth Nazi Killer
  10. Wanna be startin some pogroms

The music is soon to be released by the South American Nazis on North America in efforts to destroy the last vestiges of civilization sill found in some remote areas of the United States.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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