Millions have flocked to a weeping Madonna as she announces she wishes to marry her baby, Jesus. Yes it's true, Madonna has decided to come clean and admitted she never really loved Joseph, left me "like a virgin" and then she told her Papa, "Papa...
Following in the footsteps of Michael Jackson, Madonna is rumoured to have considered going under the knife. Its believed that 89 year old Madonna wants to reinvent not only her failing music career and book writing but her image also and coming b...
Beijing, China/ International Fiduciary News - China's International Finance Minister, Hu Nhu, sounded a serious financial alarm today with the news that for the first time in 3 decades, the US Treasury Department was printing more $100 Bills than Ro...
Madonna, the famous singer and collector of small African children, has caused a major religious row during her visit to the Middle East. Originally a Roman Catholic, Madonna has turned towards Kabbalah, an ancient and mystical form of Judaism. Th...
Madonna said she was compelled to comment on the discrimination against Americans while she was on stage in Romania, despite being laughed at by everyone. The 61-year old was laughed at by millions after saying the discrimination 'made me realise...
WARSAW, Poland - Saturday night was a hot August night, and Warsaw was hopping and bopping to a Material Girl's concert, and, to top it all off, it was the eve of Madonna's 51st birthday, too. One other, minor Madonna was also being celebrated o...
LOS ANGELES - The Society For The Right To Bare Arms has just named Madonna as this year's recipient of The Ugliest Female Arms in The World Award. Society President Ginger Montebudello, 53, said that the singer won 'hands' down. She added that Ma...
Madonna revealed a shocking revelation today when she told a chat show host she had bicepitis and her biceps will one day become so muscularly they will consume her body sometime in 2015. On a scale of arm sizes it is reported by 2010 Madonna will h...
Dead superstar Michael Jackson is the father of David and Mercy, the two Malawian children adopted by singer Madonna, so claims a lawyer for the Jackson family. Jackson has been linked to many children in recent weeks, including some freaky-looking...
Boston, MA - When Harvard Professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. was arrested for disturbing the peace, the world thought the sky was going to fall. Well, maybe not the world. Just a small section in academia who thrive on playing the victim card. In fact m...
Madonna went down suddenly during a performance at the Bercy Arena in Paris last night according to an AP account although no one at the present can or will say what happened. She was seen by several people later being helped to a waiting limousin...
Kununurra, Australia - (Hogwash Mess): Move over Madonna, your psychobabbling Kabbalah Water days are over. That's the crystal clear message from actress Nicole Kidman whose miraculous fertility has been attributed to skinny-dipping in an Ozzie...
Following the sudden and tragic death of Michael Jackson, pop star Madonna has expressed her own fears that she too may go bald. The Queen of Pop's changing hairstyles over the years has put immense strain on her hair follicles prompting the belie...
Debbie Rowe was mother of the oldest two alleged Michael Jackson children, which were conceived by in vitro fertilization. An unknown surrogate mother carried the third child, and no details are known about her. Will these two women become the cu...
Mad donna has today launched an audacious bid to adopt baby faced Arsenal star Theo Walcott. Mad donna spotted his distraught picture in the newspaper the other day and told her assistants she wanted him. When the assistants tried to point out to...
Dickenson VA (FTB newswire) The wheels of Madonna's private Gulfstream jet had barely graced the runway at Robert E Lee Memorial Airport when the crowd broke into cheers. The aging pop idol is on the second leg of her whirlwind, Buy, Buy Baby World T...
(Atlanta-GA) Marine Rick Duncan said he survived the attacks on the Pentagon of September 11th. He then claimed surviving a roadside bomb in Iraq. The problem? He was never a Marine or even in the United State Armed Forces. And his name isn't Rick Du...
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