Kidman's 'fertility water' ousts Madonna from top nutjob slot

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 4 July 2009

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Kidman's eggs: lightly poached or easy-over?

Kununurra, Australia - (Hogwash Mess): Move over Madonna, your psychobabbling Kabbalah Water days are over.

That's the crystal clear message from actress Nicole Kidman whose miraculous fertility has been attributed to skinny-dipping in an Ozzie outback water hole.

Kidman says she conceived daughter Sunday Rose after plunging into the Aboriginal creek where astonishing things are said to happen to a woman's reproductive cycle.

"Guess my eggs just needed that extra bit of stimulus to start hatching," the actress told the iconic celeb magazine LA FagHagSlagMag.

Lightly poached or easy over?

"Probably a combiination of both!" Kidman giggled, recalling how she and husband Keith Urban scrambled for a moonlit dip in the Kukunurra hatchery's languid pool.

Baz Lurman is onehelluva fertility aid.

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