Madonna Takes Lead in Baby Auctions

Funny story written by FromTheBunker

Friday, 12 June 2009

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Welcoming the "Material Girl"

Dickenson VA (FTB newswire) The wheels of Madonna's private Gulfstream jet had barely graced the runway at Robert E Lee Memorial Airport when the crowd broke into cheers. The aging pop idol is on the second leg of her whirlwind, Buy, Buy Baby World Tour. The singer left Africa, the night before, where she managed to outbid Angelina Jolie for a native toddler.

The excited fan's held signs proclaiming, Adopt Me!.. I'll be your baby, baby!.. Like a Virgin…ian?

Madonna decided to include Dickenson Virginia in her quest for offspring because of the Counties 18.3 per cent poverty level. She also received criticism for picking up a second African youngster while ignoring the sagging U. S. economy.

With a winning bid for a toddler from the third world Nation of Malawi, Madonna takes the lead in the Celebrity Child Auction Wars. She top's other notables such as, Michelle Pfeiffer, Tom Cruise and Meg Ryan.

The VIP's motorcade headed for the hills of Northern Appalachia to scout for local hillbilly offspring. The line of black SUV's passed ramshackle shacks perched on wooded hillsides. Madonna kept a sharp eye out for unwashed "Childrin". Suddenly, while creeping past a yard full of "Yungins", she shouted, "There's one!"

Surrounded by her security team the prospective Madonna raced to cuddle the ragged bib overall clad young boy. The toothless parents broke into smiles at the sight of the Superstar. The bidding took only a few minutes. The Luminary offered simulated cheek kisses to the clan before heading back to the airport with her latest prize.

As Madonna and her new "Kin" walked to the aircraft she waved and smiled at the disappointed masses offering their relatives. She seemed especially touched by one bearded Mountain Man who managed to get close enough to speak to the millionaire. In a deep southern drawl he whispered, "I'll be your lover, if ya'll be my Mother."

Next stop; Knoxville Tennessee.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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