Millions have flocked to a weeping Madonna as she announces she wishes to marry her baby, Jesus.
Yes it's true, Madonna has decided to come clean and admitted she never really loved Joseph, left me "like a virgin" and then she told her Papa, "Papa, don't preach" when she opened her legs and gave birth to?
After many affairs, lesbian, straight and mixed, Madonna decided to opt for the English Country Garden lifestyle.
While she was dressed in her shiny leather riding boots whipping the shit out of her, equestrian country-boy Husband, English stallion Guy, just "like a prayer" God answered her and ordered Madonna not to be such a "material girl" fuck off back to the States and find her real vocation in life!
Jesus appeared, her baby (old enough to be her baby!), they fell in love, with holes in his hands, feet, and head but having the vision through a "ray of light" to see Madonna's trillion's, Jesus shagged Madonna from all angles, in all holes and he hasn't even started to "hanky panky" yet!
Now Madonna will marry her baby, Jesus, go to heaven via "La Isla Bonita" enjoy the new "erotica" in "vogue" and then maybe accept the fact she is a very sad weeping Madonna not "crying for Argentina"!
