Encino, California - (Rioters): An FBI convoy of earth moving vehicles, forensic mobile laboratories and over 100 sniffer dogs has been spotted on the Ventura Freeway enroute to the Jackson family compound at Encino. Over the road at Encino Resevo...
MANASSAS, Virgina - The FBI acting on direct orders from the president of the United States has totally shut down the main office of the PETA organization located in Manassas, Virginia. The Vice-Director of the FBI Dalton Watchmaker reported that...
The FBI has determined a new 'Axis of Evil' is threatening to tear this country apart. What is scary is that they are domestic entities that shown themselves to have the ability to destroy this land economically, to exhibit only total self interest a...
NAIROBIA, Kenya - FBI anti-hostage negotiators began handing joints to the Somali pirates in an effort Thursday to free an American cargo ship captain held captive on a lifeboat. A U.S. destroyer and a spy plane kept a close watch on the deal in the...
FBI detectives are still trying to build a case against an Internet hacker who allegedly tapped into Miley Cyrus' emails and sent out some special pics and apparently invited a lot of guys over at their place in Tennessee any time they liked, then pu...
In a release under the Freedom of Information Act, longtime Hollywood lobbyist Jack Valenti was among the Washington figures whose sex lives were secretly investigated by the FBI in the 1960s. Valenti, who died in April 2007, was a special assista...
MUMBAI - A Mumbai woman who claimed that she was flown to the United States by FBI investigators because she was an eye witness to the arrival of the Pakistani terrorists on Mumbai's shores, was actually abducted by aliens! 48-year old Uddaiya, a...
Mohamad Ahtiziou, the former handkerchief tycoon from Ohio who famously uses 100$ bills to wipe his nose, has been arrested and taken away for questioning by FBI agents. Ahtiziou was at his Chicago home on Sunday, when operatives burst through his...
New York - (Grassy Knoll Ass Mess): The FBI kept US fiction writer Norman 'Black' Mailer under round-the-cock surveillaince for fifteen years after a tip off that Marilyn Monroe had given him controversial sex tapes about her affairs with President J...
Philadelphia PA-- Bertha Clarke, 98, was arrested yesterday for film piracy after an investigation by the FBI. The senior citizen was charged with unauthorized exhibition of a copyrighted DVD. She could receive five years in jail and a $250,000.00...
In addition, the FBI is expanding its investigation beyond ACORN and into other nutty American political groups. Here's the FBI's list of top American political nuts: ACORN - Supports Barack Hussein-Obama and has the little-acorn-to-giant-oak thing going. (In response, it should be observed that Mr. Obama, during the final weeks of the election, is wearing higher and higher elevator sho...
Hollywood, California - A Constitutional showdown between "Flip This House" and the FBI is brewing, as the successful cable show is allegedly being investigated for having contributed to the mortgage-backed securities (sub-prime mortgages) meltdown.
Off-the-Wall-St, NYC - (WTC Mess): The FBI is probing a huge fraud and cover-up involving collapsed Wall Street behemoths and luminaries of the prestigeous That's Rich! List global wealth rankings. Early reports indicate an unprecedented offshore...
Security men arrested a fat man loitering close to the site where Democratic party Presidential nominee Barack Obama was due to make a speech last night. The man, in his late forties, and weighing around 400 pounds, was taken away in a police veh...
London - (Ass Mess): UK spooks have rejected FBI chief Robert Mueller's criticism that they are not waterboarding enough terror suspects and described secret use of a far deadlier interrogation technique to get comparable results.
President George W Bush of the United States has been declared mentally instable by the FBI. His lack of brain capacity was discovered when he was heard yelling and screaming obscenities around the White House.
Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus): A DNA breakthrough has led the FBI straight to Vice President Dick Cheney in the Agency's protracted investigation into the disappearance of '70s skyjacking terrorist Dan 'DB' Cooper.
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