Written by rfreed

Tuesday, 21 April 2009

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Only the Three Stooges Were Greater Chumps.

The FBI has determined a new 'Axis of Evil' is threatening to tear this country apart. What is scary is that they are domestic entities that shown themselves to have the ability to destroy this land economically, to exhibit only total self interest and to have little consideration for the well being of the normal people of the U.S.

The names AIG, Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac have been added to the list of dangerous groups that must be carefully monitored.

It is believed that its leaders have shown enough callous attitudes towards the public in the past as to warrant their being under constant surveillance.

Another former 'Axis of Evil', the Bush-Cheney-Rumsfield cartel, also a domestic group, appears to have quieted down after losing power and don't seem to be inflicting as much damage as they have in the past.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: FBI, axis of evil




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