Bob Geldof didn't much like Mondays, back in the day when he was a Boomtown Rat. Cue England - June 28th 2010 - and now nobody likes Mondays. This is England in crisis. This is England on its knees. This is a defeated and deflated England - a hope...
It's the dream team England fans have been waiting for - everone's favourite Dalek Stephen Hawking is teaming up with a chimpanzee to take over the reigns of the England squad with immediate effect. While the England squad make their way back to t...
In an unexpected move, the 2nd half of the England v Germany game has been declared void. In a statement, football president Fred Blather declared: 'The evidence that the goal attempt by Lampard, not recognised by the Referee or his Assistant, was...
A disgraced England team, began the long trek home from South Africa, in a rowing boat. Asked why the long faces, Jermaine Defoe said; "We've only got one oar" A spokesperson for Fabio Capone said; "Fuck em, If I had my way, they would be swimming...
Fans are still scratching their heads at the beating England took from Germany. Those watching said there definitely was something strange going on and wondering if the rumors about the German team using mind control are actually true. England's p...
The knives are out. England expects that every man shall do his duty. Once more unto the breach dear friends. Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious by the summer sun of 1966. England v Germany. Not simply defeated. Humiliated. Made...
The penny finally drops. We've known for a while that John Terry's recent erratic behaviour was perhaps part of a larger plan but only now can we truly appreciate the gravity of the situation. He's repeatedly mounted his team mate Wayne Bridge's...
It is the clash of the titans. An epic titanic clash between two giants of the footballing world. And that is just Uruguay vs South Korea. Tomorrow England face Germany in a critical and not literally deadly match that will decide which of the tw...
England's last chance at going forward into the final 16 has finally been dashed in a very tense match at the Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium in Port Elizabeth, South Africa, when the brave England players were 1 - 0 up at half time. However, in the e...
England supporters heading for Sunday's World Cup showdown with Germany in Bloemfontein have been advised against singing the traditional Two World Wars And One World Cup song to the tune of The Camptown Races by the the Football Hooligan Federation.
The old enemies are about to clash again and the Germans in their popular tabloid newspaper, Die Bild Zeitung, have issued the following warning to England's players and fans: "Ve das Deutsche volk vill Blitzkrieg England vith our Messerschmits, U...
As Skoob News continues to plumb the depths of old comedy staples stereotyping our Germanic brothers ahead of Sunday's vital World Cup last sixteen clash with Germany in Bloemfontein, our reporter came across a motley crew of expats who worked in Dus...
Torquay hotelier Basil Flawty has some excellent advice for the the England team ahead of Sunday's last sixteen clash with Germany in Bloemfontein. Flawty reckons that if the England players can get settled early on, and not mention the war (eithe...
So it's England v Germany in the last 16 of the World Cup. It had to happen sooner or later. Nothing to worry about - at least according to High Street butcher, Jack Jones, of Walmington on sea, who has a few tips for Steven Gerrard and the lads when...
17.5 people died when BBC ran a mock bulleting during build up to the World Cup 2010 England vs Slovenia match on Wednesday June 23. The fake news flash was meant to help stoke World Cup fever but it appears to have backfired dramatically. Three p...
England expects - that the team will not be packing its collective bags tomorrow and coming home to be pampered by the WAGs. Skoob Sports News are delighted to report that we got that one wrong. Because we just added a NOT there in Editorial. After t...
Immigration authorities say they fraudulently represented themselves as "professional footballers" when filling in application forms. Rumours of a mutiny have been swirling in the England camp ever since John Terry rebuked captain Capello for spea...
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