The US government today unveiled plans to hit every man woman and child with a compulsory blood tax in order to combat Americas growing deficit. Congressman agreed yesterday to the government plans, who voted an incredible 94% in favour of the mo...
Congressman Michele Bachmann's office is vehemently denying a published report that Ms. Bachmann is a direct descendent of the infamous Typhoid Mary. The web site Myrelatives.org is reporting otherwise. Evidently, Ms. Bachmann is directly related to...
Washington is abuzz with activity as the countdown begins to President Obama's Tuesday evening speech. As an article, "Odd Couples Created in Seating for Speech," on WSJ.com states, "This year, some lawmakers worried that partisan overtones w...
Washington D.C. - As President Barack Obama presided over a dignified state visit by Chinese President Hu Jintao at the White House, House Republicans over at the Capitol Building today showed an unusually high degree of blood lust as they went for t...
Congress has gotten tough on any person saying the "k" word (kill) while in the Congressional House. According to a memorandum that was handed to the press, members of Congress have enacted the following series of punishments for a "k" word violatio...
The GOP Congressional Caucus announced today that due to the overwhelming approval by the public of the reading of the Constitution on the first day of Congress, they will read a book every day for the rest of 2011. Speaker of the House, John Boe...
Washington, D.C. - Capitol Hill correspondent Amethyst Ryder spoke with U.S. Representative John Boehner (R-OH) on Thursday as he settled into his new role as Speaker of the House. "There are going to be some changes around here," Boehner said as...
New House Majority Leader Eric Cantor releases Republican's 2011 agenda today, sharing with the nation their priorities and focus for the New Year. Washington D.C., January 5, 2011 - As the GOP formally took control of the House today, new Majorit...
In an unprecedented announcement today, both houses of the US Congress voted unanimously to cut their own pay by twenty-five percent, forego health care coverage, and renounce all contacts with lobbyists. As lobbyists gathered in small groups outs...
(Inside-the-Beltway, District of Columbia) - Following a recent revelation by "Weeper of the House" John Boehner that his penis is, in fact, orange like the rest of him, both the upper house and the lower house of Congress have launched hearings on t...
The 111th Congress of what is supposedly the richest and most powerful country in the world, the United States of America, has declared bankruptcy. Following years of self inflicted, major party apartheid, selling out to corporate and higher class in...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The opposition to the Democrats in America, the Republicans have agreed on a new healthcare plan. The Republicans, who have made it difficult to pass Obama's plan, which will cover nearly all living in America, will announce the...
Newly elected members of the U.S. Congress are meeting this week to get some education about their forthcoming jobs. Gail Farrelly, investigative reporter at The Spoof, interviewed some instructors of these orientation sessions from prior years.
Nancy Pelosi, mother of five, grandmother of seven and looking twenty years younger than her age, is planning to run for Minority Leader of the House of Representatives. Three cheers! Why should any dame who brought the people of the homeland a natio...
Keyport, NJ resident Miel Rosania was just finishing her bacon and eggs at a local diner when a huge, Sasquatch-looking monster approached her. Armed with Mace, Rosania waited for the right moment to douse the hideous beast when he said, "Hi, I'm...
Members of Congress gave glowing accolades to a newly formed charity called Feed Our Wallets. The charity, which is the brain child of Edward Pilferson, has announced in its mission statement that it exists solely for the purpose of providing US cur...
Police are not sure why a noted Congressman committed suicide early this morning. The first officer on scene stated at first they suspected foul play, but where informed later by Secret Service agents that it was suicide. "I gota hand it to the...
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