Following closely on the heels of Helen Thomas's abrupt dumping from her job at Hearst Newspapers and a withdrawal of a Presidential invitation to Wednesday Night at the Movies where Michelle was replaying Schindler's List, the disgraced journalist...
DES MOINES, Iowa - Former Vice-President Al Gore was in Des Moines, Iowa speaking before a gathering of The Iowa Corn Pickers Alliance. Gore was asked if there was any truth to the rumor that he was dating 70s singer Linda Ronstadt. He replied tha...
In a harshly worded statement Bill Clinton has denied that he ever offered Joe Sestak a job in the Obama administration. "That Ass," said Clinton, "I called him to ask how things were going and then jokingly asked if he would like a BJ in the W...
The Merritt Parkway was snarled for hours yesterday after a Secret Service vehicle containing Bill Clinton and an unnamed intern was rammed from behind causing the former president undisclosed injuries. Billy Bob was on his way to yet another easy...
The Duchess of York, tracked down on the coast of France where she was hiding out after revealing tapes showing her selling herself for money, claims she got the idea from former President Bill Clinton who proposed auctioning himself off to the highe...
Although many Americans felt that Dick Cheney told President George W. Bush what to do on many occasions during his presidency, not that many knew the even bigger influence Dick had on Bill Clinton. "I'd be in the Oval office signing a bunch of la...
Today the Supreme Court, in a divided opinion, ruled that former President Bill Clinton was correct when he stated that, "I did not have sex with that woman." He was referring, of course, to the much publicized air start that he received from Monic...
Former President and inventor of mortgage based derivatives Bill Clinton is lobbying for the Supreme Court vacancy opened by the retirement of 90 year old justice Forest Gump. Mr. Gump had been in office for 60 years and finally stepped down after...
There's been an uproar in Chappaqua, NY, after the recent revelation that former President Bill Clinton has been entertaining "Cooking in the Kitchen" diva and convicted insider trading perp Stewart in the family home whilst Hillary has been 'on the...
Port Au Pants - (Rotters): Bewildered Haitians, still in shock following the earthquake devastation of their island home, are gobsmacked. A humanitarian visit to their ravaged country by two former US Commanders-in-Chief has descended into farce.
On a visit to Haiti, ex Presidents, GW and Bill Clinton are working to a really tight schedule. Today they went walkabout and met many Haitians, shaking hands and smiling broadly. The guys, however, had a prearranged signal that said, right that's...
Former President Bill Clinton told reporters this morning that he may have to have a double transplant. "It's simply worn out", stated Clinton. "The doctors say it's only a matter of time before the organ plays out completely so I may as well get...
SHREVEPORT - Former President Bill Clinton has decided to run for governor of Louisiana. Clinton was in Shreveport attending a convention of The Society To Advance Cajun and Creole Folks To A Higher Level. Clinton told the assembled crowd that wh...
George Bush Sr rocked the political world this morning after a reporter friend of Bill Clinton asked him to have a DNA sample taken and he refused. "Yes, I am the father of Bill Clinton", Bush stated on the noonday press conference. "It's a long s...
Using the words of an ex-President is usually a pretty much guaranteed way of talking your way out of a situation and persuading people to believe that you're telling the truth. Unless those words are the words of Bill Clinton as he denied having...
Friends of Chelsea Clinton, the daughter of Bill and Hillary Clinton, say she is NOT pregnant! Apparently the rumor started when she kept asking the people who are supposed to be in her big wedding plans, if they minded if the ceremony took place...
Thousands of cigars are being sent to Bill Clinton as he recovers at home after leaving a Manhattan hospital where he underwent a heart procedure to fix a blocked artery. Mr Clinton could not believe it when the postal service delivered more sacks...
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